Ouran Host Club Hostess (DISCONTINUED)

Be Careful with Physical Examinations Part 2

Somehow, while I was wandering up and down, I passed by the booth that Hikaru and Kaoru were in. It was surrounded by about a dozen fangirls. "Hitachiin-sama." I paused and turned, curious about the huge crowd. "Please come here for your chest measurements." I could practically sense the excitement of all the girls. "Please take off your clothing behind those curtains." Ah, now I see why they're so excited.

"That won't be necessary," Hikaru said, shrugging off his uniform shirt to my surprise.

Kaoru followed suit. "Even without curtains..."

Well then... I, along with more than a dozen other girls, stared at the Hitachiin brothers as they posed in all their half-naked glory. I could see why the girls were screaming. They were both pretty hot. What I didn't get was why the girls were waving handkerchiefs and practically climbing over each other in their excitement.

As I was about to turn away, they started another one of their twincest acts. "This is intolerable..." Hikaru said, his voice taking on a possessive tone. "Having others touch your body just because they're doctors..."

"What are you saying?" Kaoru smiled. "We're always playing the doctor game back at home..." he said. "...and you always played with my body to the fullest..."

I am so not okay with this! I thought as the girls around me erupted into another round of squealing. But, I couldn't help think it was kind of hot. Not the twincest, because I am so against that. I mean, it's illegal pretty much everywhere!

I mean the possessive tone Hikaru got when he talked like that. I thought it was really sexy, the way his voice sounded all deep and... WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?! I shook my head several times to dislodge the thought, and something rushed past me like a miniature hurricane. Or the host club kidnapping someone. You know, the two feel kind of the same.

Before I could continue my search for a nurse, one of the twins spotted me and grabbed my hand. "Hey, Kyo-koi," Hikaru smirked down at me and yanked me closer against his bare chest. "Aren't you going to do your own physical exam?"

I blushed bright red, and felt my voice take on a breathless, shy tone. "I was just about to find a nurse to do it..."

"No need." Now Kaoru was behind me, his hands at my waist. I looked up, my head swivelling from side to side to look at the two of them. The bright red blush on my face could probably be seen by airplanes flying 2000 ft in the air. He smiled seductively. "You can do it with us."

About a thousand squeals rose up at those words. Oh my gosh, first twincest, yaoi and now threesomes? Are these girls weird or what? "Girls and guys can't be together!" I remembered what the nurse had said earlier with some relief. "And your fangirls might kill me."

The twins pouted at me, and then hugged me between them. "Don't worry, Kyo-chi," they murmured and smiled down at me with...wait, tenderness!? What sort of magical acting was this? "We'll protect you."

It got the point across. The girls started screaming something about love triangle and I sank down, feeling like my soul was about to leave my body. The twins grinned above me, clearly pleased with themselves. I glared up at them darkly. "You have about three seconds to start running before I kill the two of you."

"Ah, but you wouldn't do that to your lovers," Hikaru knelt beside me.

"Right, Kyo-chi?" Kaoru knelt on my other side. As I was about to deny their claim vehemently, their attention was arrested by something else. Instead, they were crying with laughter at something behind me. Confused, I turned around, and my mouth fell open. Is that...Tamaki-senpai? Why is he dressed like Haruhi? I sweatdropped. Don't tell me, this was the plan?