Ouran Host Club Hostess (DISCONTINUED)

This could be a Date Maybe...

Up Above is a Pic of Baby/Toddler Kyoko holding a cute Bunny Toy....

It was Saturday. Saturday i.e. the day I had signed my life over to the twins. For the whole day I would be (almost) completely at their mercy. I have said this before, haven't I? Many times, but I couldn't stop thinking about it. I had never been alone with just the twins before. I mean, there was that time I went to visit, but they were sick most of the time so that doesn't exactly count. And it wasn't for that long anyway.

Ugh... I lay in bed and covered my face with my arms. In spite of my grunts, I was actually looking forward to the day. Why not? The twins were cool, and we were great friends. In spite of their apparent selfishness, they could be pretty generous. At least, they seemed pretty generous when it came to me.

How did my life get like this? I smiled to myself happily. A few months ago, I would never have imagined that something like this would happen to me. I mean, I was pretty much labelled a man-hater at my last school, and I wasn't really girly. Apart from being able to tell them apart, there was literally nothing else about me that would attract the twins.

Besides, I mused. Haruhi can tell them apart as well, and they aren't following her about and giving her petnames. Speaking of Haruhi... I rolled over and sat up to stare at the bed pushed against the wall. I had been sleeping on a futon on the ground for the past week because I liked how it felt. Sometimes Haruhi and I slept on her bed together (even though it was really small).

The bed was empty, which was not a surprise as Haruhi was a really early riser. What did surprise me was that the bed was unmade. Haruhi was a bit of a neat freak, so something must have really captured her attention for her to leave without making her bed.

I rubbed my eyes with the heel of my hand and yawned, and that was when I became aware of the voices coming from outside the room. "You can't just barge in here!" That was Haruhi. "Besides, Kyoko is still asleep!"

"Oh?" Someone said. "That's okay. We'll go wake her up then," two very familiar voices said at the same time. My eyes snapped open and I was suddenly wide awake. The hell? Are those the twins?! What the hell are they doing here so early? I quickly rolled off the bed, sprinted to the door and locked it, just as the handle turned and someone tried to enter.

I heard tutting from the other side of the door. "Oh, so you are awake then, Kyoko?" That was Hikaru. I could almost see the matching smirks on their faces.

"I am now," I leaned against the door and sighed. "What are you guys doing here anyway? I thought we were going to meet at cinema later." We had planned to watch a movie, and then walk around the streets and shops.

"Well..." That was Kaoru. "Our mom brought home some clothes from her last fashion shoot and we wanted you to try them on!"

I sweatdropped. "So, basically you drove over here at eight in the morning just to play dress up with me?"

There was silence for a second on the other side. "Yep, pretty much!" I facepalmed and sighed into my hand. That reminded me...I was still a mess. I hadn't brushed, or had a bath. There was no way in hell I was letting them see me like this! "Come out, Kyoko~!"

"Uh..." I quickly crawled over to the desk in the room and grabbed my phone. I pressed a button on speed dial. Somewhere in the house, Haruhi's twin-given phone rang. She picked up on the third ring. "Uh...Haruhi?"

"Kyoko?" She sounded like she was sweatdropping. "Why are you calling me when we're in the same apartment?"

"Because the twins are outside the door and I haven't bathed or anything!" I have my pride! I could bear walking out there without having my bath, and with my rough, braid of bed-hair, but I would not walk out there with morning breath goddammit! "So could you please distract them? Please?"