Young Justice Oneshots

Harry Potter

"I am so a Gryffindor! I'm like, the bravest one here!" Wally protested as he made his way down the hallway with his best friend.

"I thought you'd want to be a Ravenclaw," the younger boy answered. "I mean it's one of the only times I've called you smart. Plus, you'll be with me."

"Yeah, but," Wally answered, "you'd be like two years behind me at Hogwarts anyway."

"We'd still be friends," Robin said. He didn't seem ready to give up on the fact that KF was Ravenclaw.

"Yeah, but--" that time, Wally was cut off.

"What are you two arguing about?" Artemis cut in.

"You'll never believe this!" Wally practically tripped over his feet as he sped toward the living room to sit with the rest of the team. "Rob says I'm not Gryffindor material!"

"Don't get me wrong, KF, you're brave and all, but you're one of the smartest people I know and I really think you'd be in Ravenclaw." Dick sat down on the couch next to Wally, but Wally stuck out his tongue and scooted away.

"I think that sounded rather like a compliment, Wally, are you quite certain this 'Ravenclaw' is such a bad thing?" That was so like Kaldur. Always there to mediate.

Wally just sighed. "I guess that's okay. As long as Rob is there too."

Dick smiled and was about to make a snide remark when M'gann made him choke on his words. "What are Gryffindor and Ravenclaw?"

"Only two of the houses at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, home of the legendary Harry Potter!" Wally answered quickly.

"Who is he?" Kaldur asked.

Dick's eyes almost widened past the frames of his glasses. "Who's he? Who's he?!? He's Harry-friggin-Potter, that's who he is!"

"He's the greatest wizard of all time!" Wally added.

"Well, not the greatest," Dick countered.

"True. That's either Dumbledore or Hermione."

"True. But Harry still kicks butt!"

"Actually, he's kind of stupid."

"Yeah, kind of very stupid."

"Neville is better."

"Way better! Why didn't--"

"Um, guys?" Megan interrupted uncertainty. "Would you mind explaining the characters a little more? We're still confused."

Dick and Wally looked at each other.

"Movie marathon?" Wally asked.

"Movie marathon." Dick answered. Before Kaldur and Megan could blink, Wally had put Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone into their DVD player.