That title may seem extremely odd. But tables, and walls are my greatest enemy.
Who else has stubbed their toe on a table leg or a wall corner?
Everyone has, and if you said you haven't, you're a liar.
Because I can be just walking around doing God knows what, then BAM TABLE LEG APPEARS OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE.
This is a message to all tables and walls everywhere;
If I catch you trying to get me to stub my toe on you I will no hesitate to put you in the trash heap. Do no underestimate me tables. Do not.
// wow my chapters are short. Well it's like 11 am here so I am not inclined to actually write too much for now, but be warned. One day I will write a 1500 word chapter (probably not but oh well). //
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FML - Your Daily Dose Of Sh!t
HumorWhere I bitch about life's problems and why I hate the world. *rewritten version of my previous rants*
