FML - Your Daily Dose Of Sh!t

Holidays

Now everyone holidays, right?
Wrong.
Holidays are okay, but they're not my favourite. I can't deal with small screaming children and the airports and the whole getting there. That just stresses me out.

I've been in airports so much. I know my way around Heathrow or Gatwick by heart in each terminal, just because I go there often. But then I run into those people that clearly do not go on holiday a lot. Now that sounds rude, and yes that could be. But when I am in a hurry to get through  security and get to my plane on time I do not need your slow asses stopping in security like 'so do I walk now- crap I need to take my laptop out.' So I walk in front as they do this ready to walk, when 'excuse me that's my spot' OH IM SORRY I DIDNT REALISE
YOU OWNED IT. I have a flight and you are in my way. So they're about to get through when they take off their belt. And of course her husband says 'just because my wife's gone doesn't mean you can take her spot.' Hey old man, once you get over your 'important air' how about you step aside and let the others through. Uh thanks that'd help a lot :)

THEN THE PLANE oh the horror.

see I can deal with small children crying a bit that doesn't bother me. but whenI have 3 screaming babies in front, behind and next to me I get a bit annoyed. Especially when the parents let them walk down the plane. 

Excuse me but I don't want your children crawling onto my lap to promptly drool on my book and phone when I'm watching Guardians of the Galaxy. Nuh uh. 

Then the parents look at my like 'kids haha aren't they funny?' 

yeah they're brilliant especially when they are on me. bitch.