KIK •Harry x Louis•

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(Drag me down video got me cryingggggggggggg)
27 days.
-continued-

When Louis woke up, his behind was in pain and he could barely stand up but he needed to eventually to take a shower. He smelled like sex, again. He stretched, his hand accidental smacking Harry on the side of his face causing him to groan a bit in his sleep.

"Baby, that hurt." The only one groaned and turned on his side, wrapping an arm around the smaller one. "You smell like absolute sh*t by the way." Harry commented, a smile on his face.

"Well gee, that's something everyone wants to hear from their boyfriend." Louis huffed, turning away from Harry, pretending to be angry.

"I'm sorry baby boy." But Harry still laughed as he kissed the others bare shoulder. "Maybe we should get ready for the day. Niall and Zayn wanna hang with us."

"My ass is killing me and you expect me to walk." Louis rolled his eyes is a sassy way, which Harry didn't see because they weren't facing each other.

"I could carry you all day?" Harry suggested, watching as Louis rolled onto his stomach, his bum in sight. "Or we could stay here and I can reck that beautiful ass again." Harry playfully smacked the others bum causing the younger one to shriek.

"I think my butthole needs to heal first." Louis joked but moved his bum into the others hand anyway as he gripped onto it.

"Would you like me to kiss it better?" The younger boys face turned red at his words.

"I'm good. Just carry me to the bathtub will ya?"

"Does it hurt that much that you can't even walk?" Harry asked, suddenly feeling bad about the situation.

"Nah, I'm just feeling lazy." Louis admitted with a small sheepish smile as his head turned to look at Harry who was now shaking his head in amusement.

"Of course you are." He smiled and stood up, pulling he sheets from under Louis and throwing them inside of the laundry basket. "Let's go, my little munchkin." Louis didn't even complain about the nickname, instead he rolled his blue hues.

"Pick me up you big oaf." Harry chuckled at the sassy male before lifting him in his arms and walking to the bathroom.

"If your parents catch us, I just want you to know I love you.. Also play Ed sheeran at my funeral." He joked which Louis smacked Harry playfully for.

"Shut it. It's Tuesday so they're probably at work. It's morning right?" Harry nodded at Louis' question, walking into the bathroom and placing Louis on the toilet. "Yeah, then they're working."

Harry started the water, keeping on on the hot side because he learned that both Louis and him like it better when it's like that.

"Hey Lou, I have a joke for you." Harry snickered as he glanced at the soap before looking at Louis. "Which birds steal soap from the bath?"

Louis rose his eyebrows and shrugged. "I dunno.. Which ones?"

"Robber ducks." Harry laughed and it took Louis a moment to figure the joke our and he shook his head in amusement. "Get it? Instead of rubber I said robber." Harry cackled making Louis let out a small laugh.

"Yes, Harry, I got it." He smiled fondly. If he wasn't so in love with Harry he'd probably smack him in the balls.

"Oh! Knock knock!" Harry suddenly exclaimed and Louis let out a dramatic sigh.

"Whos's there?"

"Do you want to cd's?"

"Do you want to cd's who?"

"Do you want to see deez nutz." Harry cackled and Louis scoffed, trying to keep the smile off of his face. "C'mon! You have to admit, that was funny!" Harry continued to laugh and Louis joined in only because of how ridicules Harry looked.

"You're horrible." Louis shook his head in amusement and stood up, wincing as he stepped into the bathtub and sat in the warm water, Harry following and sitting behind him.

"Okay okay one more!"

"Harry, no." Louis groaned, leaning back against Harry.

"Please, Louis, it's funny, I promise." Harry begged, kissing the others shoulder.

After a few seconds of silence, Louis rolled his eyes playfully and sighed, waving his hand. "Fine, just say it. I know you're dying to."

"Yes! Thank you baby, I love you." Harry kissed the others forehead before speaking. "Okay, knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

".. ivana."

"ivana who?" Louis asked, preparing himself for the stupid joke.

"ivana hump your brains out." Harry snickered, tightening his hold on his boyfriend.

"Gosh Harry, you're such a dork." The younger boy laughed but leaned back into the other. "You're so lucky I love you or else I would've dumped your ass from all of these stupid jokes."

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Just wanted to update something rlly cute and to kinda celibrate the dRAG ME DOWN VIDEO ONFG THEYRE SO HOT I WANNA CRY SO HARD.

LOUIS LOOKED SO-
HARRY LOOKED UGH-
LIAM--- DADDY!
NIALL- YGDCKJBN

THEY UPLOADED IT AS SOON AS I POSTED THE LAST CHAPTER TOO MAN TF.