KIK •Harry x Louis•

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32 days.

Harry: I'm gonna die. Work is so slow today.

Louis: I bet you wish I was there :p

Harry: I really do :( all I'm doing is freaking sitting here, waiting for someone to pick out what cat they want.

Louis: Hey, maybe we can get a cat when we get the apartment?

Harry: Aww, we can get my munchkin a little friend.

Louis: Yes. No dogs because they are loud as heck. Someone knocks on the damn door and they don't shut up for an hour.

Harry: I would protest but it's true.

Louis: I know.

Harry: What are you doing?

Louis: Packing up my stuff. Zayn's helping me.

Harry: Oh thats nice. Meanwhile this idiot wont leave me alone while I'm working.

Louis: Me?

Harry: NO! Not you, don't think that. It's Oliver. He wont leave until I talk to him.

Louis: >:(

Harry: I'm 'this' close to hitting him.

Louis: Don't. When I get there, I will.

Harry: I don't want you fighting. If you get hurt I'll probably kill someone.

Louis: Add him to the chat. And did he leave yet?

Harry: Okay, and yeah. He left for now. He had to be forced out of the store.

*Harry Styles added Oliver Babyboy-beckinghan to the chat*

Louis: That's a stupid ass name.

Oliver: Excuse me.

Louis: You heard me, stupid ass bitc h.

Oliver: Who the hell do you think you are?

Louis: I'm Harry Edward Styles boyfriend, douche.

Oliver: You? Ha! That's funny. You look like your five.

Louis: Yeah? He doesn't think so. He didn't think so when his dick was in my mouth.

Louis: He didn't think so when his nine inches were buried deep in me.

Louis: He didn't think so when his tongue was all over me.

Louis: And he sure doesn't think so now :)

Oliver: I doubt he went even near you.

Oliver: You look like trash.

Harry: Don't talk to my boyfriend that way.

Oliver: Thank you.

Harry: Wtf? I was talking to you, stupid ass.

Oliver: What? He's really your boyfriend?

Harry: Duh you f ucking twat.

Oliver: Is that why you stopped texting me?

Harry: I stopped texting you on the first day, idiot. You just don't know when to leave me alone.

Louis: :))))))))

Oliver: So you go after a twink instead of me.

Louis: Remember, twinks do it the best, hun.

Harry: ^^^^^^ TRUUUUUUUU

Oliver: You'll choose me sooner or later.

Harry: No I won't. I'm in love with Louis and you're just a little twat.

Louis: :D

Oliver: Mhm sure.

Louis: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA SALTY LIL BIIITCH.

Oliver: Please be quiet you little girly bitch.

Louis: Was that supposed to be an insult? I don't care if I look girly. All girls are beautiful anyway so.

Oliver: You wanna look like one of those slaves?

Harry: Excuse me?

Louis: What the hell is wrong with you?

Oliver: All girls are slaves. You know its true.

Louis: Oh I'm really gonna smack you when I get down there now.

Harry: Leave. Now.

*Oliver Babyboy-beckinghan left the chat*

Louis: He makes me angry :(

Harry: Ughhhh same :/

Louis: Zayn is so angry right now.

Louis: He was laughing at how stupid the guy was and when he made a sexist comment, he basically went off the wall.

Harry: Tell the beauty queen to calm himself.

Louis: What time do you get off?

Louis: Can I watch?

Harry: Was that a pickup line?

Louis: Yes :3

Harry: Skype me? I'm heading home now.

Louis: Yess. Love you.

Harry: Love you more, baby.

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