I thought I was a planet?

Saturn

Neptune wasn't in his chair. No-one had noticed that, the fight had drawn all of their attention.

"Look what you did." Uranus muttered.

"Me! You were as big of a reaso-"

"Venus, Neptune, stop fighting," Jupiter began, "You both had a role in scaring your older brother or cousin. Go to your rooms."

The two looked at Jupiter with confusion.

"Jupiter is right," Helios began, "Go to your separate rooms and do not leave until one of the grown-ups come in."

"What about-"

"Uranus, I don't want you talking to Neptune before me or Saturn have talked to him." Jupiter said.

"Earth, Luna, Mars and Mercury, you can either watch TV or go to your rooms. Please don't get involved in this argument." Saturn said as the kids who were aloud, when to the living room while Venus and Neptune sulked back to their room.

The moment the kids were out of the room, Jupiter tilted his head back, squeezed his eyes shut and did a deep sigh.

"How, how, how we have been parents five minutes and now two kids have been banished to their bedroom while one is hiding in their bedroom?" Jupiter muttered.

"Jupiter?" asked Saturn,

"Yes Saturn?" Jupiter replied

"Which of the children did I adopt and which one did you adopt?"

Jupiter sat forward so fast his chair rocked slightly.

"What do you mean?" Jupiter asked, red cheeked while Helios smirked.

"The Su- Helios has Mercury, Venus and Uranus as Sons. I assume we each have two childs each. Someone has made it so my identity sheet is illegible. So who are my two children... unless there is a different circumstance?" Saturn explained as Jupiter as turned as red as the planets mars.

"I- I'm going to go talk to Uranus," Jupiter said quickly, getting up and leaving the room.

Saturn looked slightly confused and a little hurt. "Did I do something?" Saturn asked Helios.

"I'n going to talk to Venus and then we can talk about 'different circumstances', law bro," said Helios, smiling from ear to ear. Saturn was thoroughly confused but he put that aside to deal with the more serious problem.

Helio left the room, followed by Saturn. In this living room was Earth and Luna; Mercury and Mars must have gone to his room. The two grown-ups weren't acknowledged as they passed through.

This was not how anyone saw introduction going.

On the second floor, the two grown ups were about to split up; Helios going to Venus' room and Saturn going to Neptunes.

"S-Helios," Saturn began, "Please don't shout too much at Venus. He's a kid, they're all kids, in some way, they have always been kids, we just didn't notice. What I'm trying to say is think before you say something."

Helios stood still for a few seconds, thinking and then did a small nod.