I thought I was a planet?

Earth

By the end of the story, Mars looked ready to kill someone and Earth looked like a teenage girl who had just finished watching a sitcom. Neptune had Phobos in his lap while Mars had Deimos in his lap.

"So you got everything for free?" Venus asked.

"Yes," Helios replied.

"Should've gotten more,"

"VENUS!"

"What, Pipsqueak?"

Saturn checked the clock; it showed half past six, "Okay, this is a conversation that can wait until tomorrow, we all need to eat." he said, standing up.

Saturn looked through the three full bags Helios had brought back, "Is there anything in here that's premade?"

Helios, Mercury, Neptune and Uranus stared at Saturn before Helios replied, "I took what was bright and colourful. Be happy."

Jupiter sighed as Saturn dug out four large pizzas. Earth pointed to the lounge before getting up and leaving, followed by Luna, Mars, Venus and Mercury.

As the group entered the lounge, Earth ran towards the remote and turned the TV on.

"Do we have to watch stupid earth documentaries?" Venus complained, "It's not as if you need more of an ego boost."

"I know how to work the remote and the TV, I get to choose," Earth said.

"That's not fair, we don't know anything about this planet," Venus argued, stamping his foot, "Put us on venus and you would be begging for information."

"If we were on venus, we'd be dead," Earth said.

"Earth, please put something else on," Luna asked, as Mars grabbed a book for the selves and sat down on the sofa.

"Fine but only if I get to have the final choice," Earth said.

Luna shrugged, like he knew this was the best he was going to get.

Earth changed the channel to a radio channel before Mercury took the remote.

"Give that back!" Earth shouted.

"No, now we can control the TV," Mercury said.

Luna knocked the remote out of Mercury's hand.

The four kids all looked at each other.

"Oh, it's on."