I thought I was a planet?

The Sun / Helios

Helios wasn't insane, no seriously he's not, he swears he's not, it's just being a ball of fire with no crust gives you quite a fiery temper.

He was also staring at his son? as the most of the planets(humans?) reassembled at the table.

"Well, you have something to say?" questioned Helios. I mean honestly, what was Venus thinking, it was incredibly rude and nasty, and Uranus; he shouldn't have even responded, yet alone tempering Uranus to HIT him.

"I'm sorry," Venus muttered, looking at the floor.

"Urrinus?" Jupiter asked, expectantly but nicer than Helios.

Uranus took a deep breath, "I am very sorry for shout at you, it was very hypocritical of me."

How did Jupiter do that? Uranus was properly apologising, unlike Venus' half-baked attempt.

Neptune and Saturn entered interrupted Helios internally rant.

"Sorry, we couldn't find.. what where we looking for?" Saturn said as he and Neptune took a seat.

There was an uncomfortable silence as Neptune was pointing at his eyes and Saturn.

Saturn took a moment to get the message, "Oh, Does anyone see any glasses?"

Mercury and Mars got up and looked around until they pulled out a glass cup.

"I don't think that's what Saturn means." Jupiter said as Neptune shook his head.

Neptune then put his hands up to his eyes and made them in circles.

"I think I'm long sighted." Saturn said

"What?" Earth asked without thinking.

"It means I can see things far away but not up close, which is probably why I couldn't read the paper." Saturn explained.

Neptune pulled out a pad that none had seen up until now and wrote on it.

'So he needs glasses but we can't find them' Neptune wrote and held up.

"What?" Mars whispered, "You found something? What do you mean by there are wooden poles and other types?"

"Mars? What are you doing?" Luna asked.

"What? Stuff can't levitate unless they don't have any gravity. No, space doesn't have gravity. Fine, try biting it, don't blame me if it fights back. Pick any one you want."

"Mars what are you doing?" Asked Jupiter, shaking the kid lightly.

"You all heard that, didn't you?" Mars asked as the family nodded, "Phobos and Deimos have been turned into dogs and have the ability to talk to me telepathicly but they can't hear me unless I'm actually talking."

"What were they saying?" Mercury asked.

"They were talking about being under something wooden with poles and extra wooden poles and levitating poles. They are thinking of biting one of the levitating poles." Mars explained, tiredly.

"Levitating poles?" asked Uranus.

"Ye-"

"AHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL JUST BIT MY LEG?" Screamed Helios.

"So they were under the table," sighed Mars.