Be my friend? [Chenyeol]

100 facts crap

*Baekhyun's female voice*
Anneonghaseo~

Wassup?
Ok, since dear @cerealkillerxxi tagged me on this stupid challenge, here are 100 facts about little old moi:

(1). I have a vagina and am proud asf!

(2). It always pisses me off when Kpop idols say: "My ideal type is a girl with long hair" Do you even know how hard it is to maintain healthy, nice long hair??? HUH? DO YOU??????? I'd like to see you try -_-

(3). Btw, I'm short haired-ish. Kinda a tom boy side cut thing going on.

(4). OHH, yeah, I almost forgot: I'm a Kpop fangirl~

(5). I prefer boy groups to girl groups.

(6). Though that doesn't mean I don't like some girl groups. I do!

(7). Though I think the mixture of aegyo and sexy is really... disturbing. Sorry, but I do! Deal with it!

(8). I grew up bilingually, being born and raised in Germany but having a very proud American father.

(9). I have two passports!^^

(10). My relationship with my dad isn't the greatest... it's one of the reasons why I haven't ever actually written a father for any of my characters. I just don't really know how

(11). But my mom rocks! I love her!!!

(12). I have two elder brothers who don't suck! *yay!*

(13). I'm the weird one in our family. Just a sad fact of my life I noticed one day (but kept on partying cause why on earth not).

(14). My hair is now officially blue^^

(15). I plan on going all rainbow haired on your asses once fall break comes (Sehun-style, bitches!!!)

(16). My natural haircolor goes from a deep brown to blonde.

(17). I'm not sure what my eye color is. I would say it's green, but my dear friends would say it's, I quote "a mixture of blue, grey and yellow". To which my reply would be "Blue+yellow=fucking green!!!"

(18). My skin is pale asf.

(19). I used to hate my skin color, and people used to think I was sick in elementary school (I also sported eye bags (oh god, I found some fotos of my first year of school, I was a creepy kid)). And then I discovered that being pale was cool in Asia and I was like "Fuck tanning, I'm stating pale! Kibum Oppa, wait for me~~~"

(20). Though I still can be attracted to both pale and dark skin. All depends on how you use it ;)

(21). My cup size is none of your buissnes!

(22). I used to hate my booty, then I loved my booty, then I hated it again, and now I have come to peace with the fact it just isn't a small Kpop booty... but it's still a nice booty *pats on booty*

(23). I just said the word booty five times. Come at me, bro!

(24). My lips are awesome! I love my lips to death!

(25). In a small period of my life I always checked out the calves of other women to see if I could call mine fat. Apparently, I can't *pout*

(26). The combination of early puperty and Kpop girl diets made me think I was overweight and fat and disgusting for way too fucking long. Though I never would have admitted to anyone how much I actually hated my body, I did.

(27). A thing that you will definitely encounter if you ever visit a girls school is the constant reminder that diets and anorexia suck. And that you should never ever do them. Ever.