ashton: guys!!
calum: wtf do you want
ashton: r00d
mikey: wGAT
luke: oui??
ashton: anywayY HARRY AND NIALL CALLED US DIRTY BOYS iN AN INTERVIEW!!
luke: oh no they didn't
mikey: right harry, you greasy haired mongrel
calum: too far mikey
ashton: ya, he's basically a god
luke: fuk off mikel
mikey: mikel ha
*Harry Styles and Niall Horan have been added to the group chat by Calum*
harry: hello boys
niall: HI GUYS!
ashton: yOU CALLED US DIRTY BOYS
calum: I'll have you know that I shower a whopping 3 times a week >:(
luke: U hurted my feels :-(
harry: hurted isn't a word mate
niall: you are actually very dirty boys
mikey: niall I will chop your dick off i s2g
luke: violent :-O
ashton: chill tf out mike
harry: can I go now?? louis and I are about to be kinda busy...
*louis and liam have been added to the group chat by niall*
louis: haz, don't tell everyone our
bedroom business ;)
harry: sorry lou (; shall we get started?
liam: holy shit boys chill
liam: lol jk im larry af haha!!
calum: aren't we all
mikey: so true
louis: thanks all!! xx
harry: well, gotta zayn!
*harry left the group chat*
ashton: did he just
niall: haha!!
luke: he just
calum: -.-
louis: well, I'm not gonna keep haz waiting. gotta zayn!
*louis left the group chat*
liam: not nice
ashton: please oh please let this be a thing
calum: literally yes
luke: not even paying attention to that shit
calum: why babe?
luke: im h*rny as fuuuck
ashton: r u wanking
liam: luke lets go to church together sometime
niall: oh don't act like we can't hear ziam fûcking all the time.
Liam: ...
liam: gotta zayn
*liam left the group chat*
Niall: looks like I'm in 5sos now
mikey: shut up fangirl
calum: bye
ashton: lUKE ARE YOU WANKING
luke: no but calum is
calum: tru af
ashton: apparently we're dirty boys in more ways than one :')
WELLL hope you enjoyed that bc I loved writing that lmao! I will probably spam you guys with like a million texts. don't forget to request bc it's hard to come up with these sometimes - writers block sucks I can tell you that :-(
ALSO thought you should know that I'm a Cake and Mashton girl all the way ;-)) so yeahh love you guys xx
YOU ARE READING
texting 5sos
Fanfictioni thought this would be fun to write - and this is only the depiction of what i think their texts look like ((:
