hey hoes!! so a ton of you have been asking me to continue this damn book. i read all the old chapters, and THEY'RE SO CRINGEY OH MY LORD!! don't worry, they're too iconic to delete, but i'm going to keep writing this. only because y'all want it to keep going, though. you got what you want, happy? ONE MORE THING: comment if you want another book of "texting _______". you get to choose the blank, inbox me or comment your ideaz! -elle
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michael: hey guys
calum: hey broseph
luke: hey
ashton: hola
michael: okay, so i've been thinking lately, and what if
calum: yes?
ashton: suspense!
michael: what if there were red velvet oreos
luke: OH MY GODDNF
ashton: FDOISFH
calum: come on, it doesn't sound THAT good
michael: SHOW ME WHERE I ASKED
luke: ^
ashton: since we are on the topic of thinking, i have been brainstorming lately as well
michael: lay it on us
calum: go for it
ashton: okay, bear with me.
ashton: what if people started to spontaneously glow when they met their soulmate?
calum: oh come off it, you got that from tumblr
luke: that would bE SO CUTE
michael: picture trump and putin meeting in person and glowing
calum: 2 types of people
luke: let's just throw out random what ifs
ashton: i'm down
luke: okay, so what if the entire world was backwards? like if straight was "unnatural" and white people were once kept as slaves, etc?
calum: okay damn.
michael: 0-100
calum: what if the dinosaurs never died?
michael: what if transportation was never invented?
ashton: what if we descended from mermaids?
luke: what if we had giraffe tongues?
ashton: welp
michael: way to derail the educational train
luke: choo choo!
calum: smh rat
calum: what if i unzipped my body and i was a dog underneath
luke: that would be great
michael: i would give you belly rubs
ashton: i would send you straight to the pound.
calum: wow what is this conversation?
jesus: what if i was never crucified?
obama: what if i was never president?
rosa: what if i gave up my seat?
hamilton: what if i was gay?
burr: what if same^
michael: what in the fucking world
luke: i don't even
calum: righteous my historical dudes!
ashton: that's seriously all you have to say to the most famous historians who came to life to listen to your shitty opinion
calum: pretty much, since they didn't affect australia
michael: smh shallow ass
luke: this is too deep im out goodnight
ashton: i'm dipping
calum: u succ
michael: u swallow. bye
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U FORCE ME TO WRITE. don't even tell me this is shitty, you get what you get RATS
YOU ARE READING
texting 5sos
Fanfictioni thought this would be fun to write - and this is only the depiction of what i think their texts look like ((:
