texting 5sos

luke breaks the internet/runaway party boy

every single chapter i say i will update more but it's such a lie i apologize:( i JUST WENT TO SLFL A WEEK AGO GUESS WHO WANTS DEATH?2?3??; CaluM SOUNDED SO GOOD AJDN MICHAEL WORE A DENIM VEST IM OuT/&&282 anywaY, hope you enjoy. this pic kills me yIKES

luke: GUYS HELELP

calum: bOi what

ashton: you rang?

luke: actually i texted..

michael: im trying to nap what is it

luke: #LukeBreaksTheInternet is trending on Twitter because i posted this picture *image attached*

ashton: well fuck.

luke: what's the matter? do they think im ugly? should i take it down?

calum: fangirls worldwide are peeing themselves

michael: dude they weren't ready to be slayed in this brutal manner

michael: we take a 2 week break as announced in st paul and you go ahead and look like danny from grease? you will be hunted

calum: ^!! seriously

ashton: you need to go into hiding unless you actually want girls and boys alike trampling into your house with pitch forks and torches

luke: idgi? is it really that bad?

calum: oh honey.

michael: what they're saying is that you're so hot that you broke the Internet, and that you knew exactly what you were doing

ashton: I'm gonna hang that pic on my wall and pray to it every night

calum: mind if i join you?

ashton: not at all

luke: -_-

michael: so what are we supposed to do now that we're on break besides sleep and eat?

calum: well i was actually going to go work out today and go to a block party tonight

luke: you can count me in

michael: ^

calum: ashton, you in?

ashton: well my mom needs me to come home and help clear out the attic :(

michael: c'mon man, do it tomorrow!!

luke: yeah, it can wait

calum: it's not a party without you, ashy;)

michael: rt as fuck

ashton: i suppose i could tell her i can come first thing tomorrow... but i won't be drinking tonight since i can't be hungover tomorrow.

calum: WOO!! PTHE PARTY BOYS ARE BACK IN BUSINESS!!

luke: you say that like when we aren't on tour all we do is party..