every single chapter i say i will update more but it's such a lie i apologize:( i JUST WENT TO SLFL A WEEK AGO GUESS WHO WANTS DEATH?2?3??; CaluM SOUNDED SO GOOD AJDN MICHAEL WORE A DENIM VEST IM OuT/&&282 anywaY, hope you enjoy. this pic kills me yIKES
luke: GUYS HELELP
calum: bOi what
ashton: you rang?
luke: actually i texted..
michael: im trying to nap what is it
luke: #LukeBreaksTheInternet is trending on Twitter because i posted this picture *image attached*
ashton: well fuck.
luke: what's the matter? do they think im ugly? should i take it down?
calum: fangirls worldwide are peeing themselves
michael: dude they weren't ready to be slayed in this brutal manner
michael: we take a 2 week break as announced in st paul and you go ahead and look like danny from grease? you will be hunted
calum: ^!! seriously
ashton: you need to go into hiding unless you actually want girls and boys alike trampling into your house with pitch forks and torches
luke: idgi? is it really that bad?
calum: oh honey.
michael: what they're saying is that you're so hot that you broke the Internet, and that you knew exactly what you were doing
ashton: I'm gonna hang that pic on my wall and pray to it every night
calum: mind if i join you?
ashton: not at all
luke: -_-
michael: so what are we supposed to do now that we're on break besides sleep and eat?
calum: well i was actually going to go work out today and go to a block party tonight
luke: you can count me in
michael: ^
calum: ashton, you in?
ashton: well my mom needs me to come home and help clear out the attic :(
michael: c'mon man, do it tomorrow!!
luke: yeah, it can wait
calum: it's not a party without you, ashy;)
michael: rt as fuck
ashton: i suppose i could tell her i can come first thing tomorrow... but i won't be drinking tonight since i can't be hungover tomorrow.
calum: WOO!! PTHE PARTY BOYS ARE BACK IN BUSINESS!!
luke: you say that like when we aren't on tour all we do is party..
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texting 5sos
Fanfictioni thought this would be fun to write - and this is only the depiction of what i think their texts look like ((: