this chapter is in honor of 5sos's new tour dog, RJ, who is SO FRICKING CUTE!! (pictured above) enjoyy
cal: hey guys!!!!!!!!!
luke: why so excited?
cal: because I have a good name for our tour dog!!!!!!!!!!!
michael: enlighten us
ash: ^
cal: okay drumroll please!
ash: I got this brb
luke: ashton stop with the drum roll irl it's hurting my ears and now the dog is barking
michael: pls sh
cal: ANYWAY
cal: LETS NAME HIM PITA BREAD
ash: I did a drumroll for that shitty name?
michael: wtf no
luke: sorry babe but I agree with them^
cal: :( I thought long and hard
luke: guess what else is hard
ash: luke stfu we are trying to name a dog here
michael: let's name him balls
cal: mine is better
ash: babe NOBODY wants a dog named balls
luke: how about jaxon?
michael: good name, but he doesn't look like a jaxon ykwis?
ash: wtf is ykwis
michael: you know what I'm saying
ash: nobody says that
michael: teAsh me text talk!
ash: lmao no thanks
michael: :(
ash: fine ugh
cal: what about ed
luke: sheeran?
cal: whatever floats your goat
michael: ^stfu
ash: yay! you did text talk correctly!
michael: yes! mike ro wave strikes again
luke: how about trent
cal: wtf no lucas stop
luke: fuck off
*luke likes dogs more than calum has left the group chat*
ash: nice job calum
cal: he likes dogs more than me? that would explain his hair fetish
michael: shut up calum youre a naked mole rat
ash: hairless cat
michael: shaved cave man
ash: stripper leg
cal: GUYS THATS SO MEAN
cal: I HAVE 3 CHEST HAIRS ILL HAVE YOU KNOW
ash: pfft
michael: GUYS! How about RJ?
ash: Ooh I like that
*luke likes dogs more than calum has been added to the group chat by michael likes ashton more than dogs*
michael: what do you think bud?
luke: I like RJ
cal: I don't
luke: you don't have a say, you irrelevant bald eagle
cal: hurtful.
ash: guys don't argue let's make pasta and walk RJ
michael: ^!!!
cal: fine
luke: DIBS ON HOLDING THE LEASH
ash: LETS GOOOO
michael: but first pasta
cal: ^
luke: ^
ash: ^
RJ: ^
liam: ^
louis: ^
harry: ^
niall: ^
zayn: ^
luke: how the fuck did you get in this chat
louis: we've been here since 'dirty boys'
harry: yeah we have!
niall: we saw your nudes cal
michael: hasnt everyone?
zayn: stfu mikel we see you sexting ashton
michael: wait I thought that was a private message?
liam: haha NOPE!
harry: rather disgusting, if you ask me
ash: we we didn't ask you, now get OUT
louis: jesus we're going!!
*1D has zayned the group chat*
cal: im done with every band on the planet, including this one.
ash: ^
michael: don't even start
luke: haha
luke: mikel
OKAY SORRY THAT WAS A WEIRD CHAPTER BUT IM HURRYING BC NO UPDATES AND MY FRIEND IS COMING OVER & ALSO A HOT PERSON LIKES ME IM ASDFGHJKL
YOU ARE READING
texting 5sos
Fanfictioni thought this would be fun to write - and this is only the depiction of what i think their texts look like ((:
