Let's Rant

The Boyfriend

We all have that one friend who never shuts up about their significant other.

Me: omg did you know that fall out boy is having a concert here in October?

Them: Aw I sucked my boyfriend's dick for the first time in October

or

Me: i'm going to starbucks. you want anything?

Them: oh em freaKiNg gEE i met my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend's younger sister's friend's aunt at starbucks once lmao!.. i'll take a vanilla bean frappuccino tho

Ok but idc about your boyfriend?

idc if his dick is 3.2 inches but you're still staying with him because u luv him.

idc if you attended your boyfriend's little brother's goldish's funeral that one time last christmas?

shut the fuck up about your mother fucking boyfriend.

I'd rather have satan shove his pitchfork up my ass than listen to you talk about your fucking boyfriend.

gurl bye

- syd