Let's Rant

Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better

We all have that one friend who, no matter if the situation is good or bad, needs to have it worse/better than you.

If I had four hours of sleep, that friend only had 3.

If I didn't eat yet today, you can bet your ass they haven't eaten in "20 days".

If I mention a mental disorder I have, they mention how much worse they have it.

Me: Yea idk I'm just really sad today.

Them: Yea I've been sad all month. Just really sad. Super sad. I'm so sad that my tears are so big they take up half my face. I'm so sad that my eyes are always red because I'm always crying. I'm so sad that I followed two depression accounts on tumblr. I'm so sad I only listen to that one song by Panic at the Chemical Boy? Or is it... Panic at the Fall Out Romance? That's it right? My Chemical Fall Out Disco? Ugh whatever. I'm so sad I only listen to that one song called Welcome To 27 Sins Not Tragedies! I mean.. you know something about the girl at the parade? Or was it a boy? Who cares, I only listen to that song because it's sad just like me.

Fuck off.

And if you can't think of a friend like that.

you are that friend.

So I suggest you stop.

- syd