The great maple syrup disaster

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Your papa Ollie entrusted you with your big brother Matt for an hour,Matt thought you were a price of cake to take care of so he took a nap. Wanting to be a good little sister and being five years old you thought it was a good idea to make him pancakes.you had mixed the batter up...there were egg shells in the batter but Matt loving everything you made,you thought that he would love it anyways.
Not being able to use the stove or oven you put the batter in the microwave for five minutes,then went to the fridge to get maple syrup. When you stretched up to grab it you knocked it over causing it to spill all over you and inside the fridge. Not knowing what to do you screamed for Matt causing him to wake up and run into the kitchen "damn.." He mumbles then when he walks over to you he slips on some maple syrup as he went to grab something before he fell,he grabbed the maple syrup bottle making it get all over you more then on him.
Matt laid on the floor "dad's gonna kill us" he says and not a moment later your dad Francois in. He looks at you two unamused by the silly situation but then smirked "I'm telling oliver"Francois says making you start crying " nuuuuuu don't tell papa Ollie..Mattie will get in trouble"you say in between sobs.
"A-all I w-wa-wanted to do was be a g-good sissy and make Mattie pancakes" you say then Matt sits up and hugs you "stick to arts and crafts kid" Matt says then Oliver comes in like a raging bull but looks at you and Matt with pity "you two wash up...I'll clean this mess up" Ollie says then you and Matt go wash yourself up.
While you two were washing up the microwave went off,both Oliver and Francois pulled the pull out of the microwave "what zhe heck is it" Francois says poking the over cooked pancake mix "only one way to find out" Oliver says then hands Francois a fork,Oliver dives in with his fork.Oliver and Francois then take a bite at the same time "poppet didn't get my cooking skills" Oliver says still chewing the dry pancake,Francois gets a piece of egg shells "there's egg zhellz in thiz"he says spitting the food contents out "HEY! She tried at least" Matt says grabbing the pancake bowl "if you excuse me I have this to eat" Matt says grabbing a bottle of syrup from the fridge being there was ten bottles of the stuff in it.
~extended ending ~
Matt sat on the couch and al walked in and saw him eating the pancake outta the bowl "ummm what" al says then matt looks up and drizzles maple syrup over the pancake "(y/n) made me a pancake" Matt says rather to proudly and takes a bite of it. Al could hear the grinding of egg shells in Matt's mouth "the egg shell's don't bother you" al asks "a man can handle them, if he doesn't complain it makes a woman happy" Matt says then eats more of the pancake "lets hope (y/n)'s future husband has that same additude" al says walking away. Matt looks at the bowl "ima be shitting eggshells and blood out for a week" he mumbles then sighs out as he shovels more of the pancake into his mouth.

((Matt is a good being brother hahaha))

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