Child reader x 2p!hetalia and hetalia one shots

boredom leads to babies (my 2p!ocxbaby!Readerx2p!F.A.C.E family)

Storm's pov
I was sitting in-between Canada and France,America was sitting in a recliner and texting on his phone. England was baking,i were bored off my ass....I cuddled closer to France being cold and well I think Canada would freak the hell out if I touched him....as soon as I touched France "what do you think your doing" he says and I give him puppy dog eyes "I'm cold and you look warm so I'm stealing some of your warmth" I say wrapping my arms around him and snuggle into his side. He grunts and wraps an arm around my shoulder "I better be getting laid after this" he says then I scramble away "oh FUCK no I ain't having sex with my best friend, no offense I'm not ready for that" I say then I hear a little cough from behind me. I look to see England holding his swear jar "swear jar poppet" Ollie says then I grab two dollars out of my pocket tossing one in "this swear jar is still bull shit" I say tossing the other dollar in.
"You'll have sex with al and not me" Francois says then a blush spreads a crossed my face "we were sixteen and the  hormones we had pumping through us were unreal,plus we thought it was a good idea at the time" I say. I look over at a smirking al "you would sleep with me again doll face and you know it" al says then I roll my eyes "in your dream jones, my taste in men are more defined now" I say making al laugh. "You know what I'm bored with you guys" I say then walk out of the house 'I'm going to adopt a baby...ima raise that baby to be awesome like me ' I thought walking to the nearest orphanage.
England's pov
"Oh dear I hope poppet isn't going to do something reckless" I say then al rolls his eyes "doll face is smart enough not to do something stupid" he says then the door is kicked wide open "I HAVE A CHILD SUCK IT BITCHES"storm says then holds a bundle to her chest then tosses a dollar at me. "okay I was wrong" al says and storm sits on the couch with a huge grin on her face "(his/her's) name is (y/n)" storm says uncovering a little baby (y/gender).
"Doll face what were you thinking" al says looking at the little (y/gender) with wide eyes and nears storm slowly. "That I would be an awesome mom" she says and gives you snuggles. Making you giggle "that makes me a grandpa"I say looking at you and smile.
Storm's pov
" sure whatever floats your boat" I say holding (y/n) making (him/her) smile a toothless smile "who the fuc-fudge do you think will act as the dad for this kid" Francois says and I shrug my shoulders "I don't know" I say then Matt scoots closer to me and looks at (y/n). I look at him and I see a small smile form on his lips "Matt would you like to hold (y/n)" I say and he nods his head. So I carefully hand (y/n) to him. Matt smiles a bit more and kisses (y/n)'s forehead "looks like the mighty maple tree softened for a baby" al says and Matt grunts a bit but is still smiling at (y/n). "I'll help you raise (y/n)" Matt says and I scoot near him "you don't have to, I can raise (y/n) on my own" i say and Matt gives you a gentle snuggle and kisses your forehead "I'm helping I like this kid" he says. A smile spreads on my face,well it seems the mighty bull moose wrestler has grown soft for you. "As long as the kid don't wake me up at night I'm cool with it" Francois says.
-time skip to two years later and no body's pov-
You sat on top of kuma's back  and giggled as the polar bear carried you around "this is way better then a pony" you say making your dad chuckle "I'm glad that you say so" he says then your uncle al comes out with glasses of lemonade.your dad takes you off kuma and al hands you a glass of lemonade. Your mom walks out holding your little brother matt jr on her hip. He looks like your daddy but with your mommy's blue eyes with the little bit of violet in them. She set him down in the grass and he crawled near kuma making kuma lick his face "I still don't know why you let your bear by your kids that has to be dangerous" al says then you stomp your foot "nooo kuma is nice to me and Mattie. He is only mean to mean people and poachers...stupid poachers" you say mumbling the last part "(y/n) is really starting to sound like you Matt" al says making storm giggle "well he is (his/her's) dad" storm says.both your grandpa's come out "I don't see why we have to come outside and relax" your grandpa Francois says groaning "because the sun is good for everyone" Ollie says and picks little Matt up. "Well hello handsome aren't you getting heavy"Ollie says.
" quit feeding him cupcakes and he wouldn't weigh that much" al says making storm giggle and whisper something into Matt's ear making him chuckle "I really need to start wearing condoms" he says laughing. You look at him "whats a condom" you ask and your grandpa Francois laughs "a type of socks and we got an announcement" Matt says wrapping an arm around storm's waist. "I'm pregnant" storm says and Ollie squeals with joy "nuuu me wanna be the baby yet" Matt Jr says pouting "you are the baby yet,and you will be still after that little one growing in your mommy is born. But you'll be a big brother like (y/n) is your big (sis/bro)" al says and you smile and giggle about how your baby brother was whining just like you did when your mommy and daddy announced that they were having him.