Child reader x 2p!hetalia and hetalia one shots

(2p!Axis and 2p!romano xtoddler!reader)

(Prepare for really bad sass and   fabness xD)
You stated up at the three men that took you from your home "I wanna go home" you said and the blond man chuckles "no can do squirt" he says then you stand up and walk away.
"Where do you-a think your going" the Italian man asks,you giggle "well you guys won't take me back to mommy and daddy soooooo,I'm going back myself bye bye" you say and try to reach the door knob but are way to short to open it. "Geez you-a remind me of-a my older brother" the Italian man says.
"(She/he) is your older brother's kid. Ve snatched the kid for that exact reason"the blond man says then you jump up and open the door as the three men start arguing. You shut the door behind you and giggle " bye bye suckers I'm to fab for you"you say then hop down the three front steps and start walking towards your home.
You were about two blocks away before the three men realized you left,they all ran out the front door and tried looking for you.
On your way home you bumped into a man in a white suit with a pink scarf. He had blond hair and had a funny looking curl like the other man did. When you bumped into his legs he was going to yell at you but when he turned and looked at you "(girlllll/boyyy) you-a got a fab outfit but-a your hair messed up. Like you were-a in a fight here let me-a fix your hair" he says then stand you up on a near by bench. He fixed your hair and smiled at his work "FLAVIO FOUND-A (HIM/HER)"the one Italian man says running up to you and the blond Italian man says.
You make an inhuman screech "good fashion man keep this unfashionable kidnapper away from me" you say snapping your little fingers. "I-a really don't-a like you" the Italian man says.
"Oh luci~ be nice to mio cuore, (she/he) is an absolute-a doll" the blond says then you giggle "yeah luci I'm a doll" you say and strike a pose,the other two men run up behind the other Italian. "Since-a we're all-a here let's say our-a names" the blond man says then sets next to you on the bench. "I'm Lutz,aka as the ladies call me the beast or the man"Lutz says and you and both Italian men snicker " in-a your dreams Lutz,but I am Luciano and do-a not call me luci again both of you " Luciano say. Then the Japanese man spoke up "I'm kuro and I wirr (will) protect you from these two"kuro says then gives you a little bow. " i'm (y/n) and I will call you Luci and Lutz will be lutzy. I may be small but I have a short temper and will have kuro-kitty kick both of your butts if you mess my hair up again"you say with a straight face " I rearry prefer to be carred kuro" says kuro and you give him a glare and you see him take a step back "this kid has more balls then Luciano are ve sure (she's/he's) flavio's" Lutz says.
"Yes (she/he) is mine now shoo shoo, I have to catch up with mio cuore" flavio says and you giggle "now lets talk about fashion" you say sitting on your new fathers lap and hoping to get some fashion tips from him.