family chaos

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You sat at the kiddie table with your two brothers Matt and Allen,you were currently drawing a ducky. You heard al snicker then juice was sprayed across your paper, you slammed your little fist down on the table "you stupid butthead don't make me tell mummy" you yell even though your mummy was a male you see him more womanly "you wouldn't" al says then you stand up and start running to the kitchen to get him. As you got to the entrance you were tackled down by al "get off me you stupid American" you say pounding your fist down on his back,he pulled your hair. This was war you two started screaming and yelling at each other,both throwing punches at each other. Waking your papa up on the couch "HEY!you two idiotic six year olds woke me up" he yells then your mummy walks out to see you two fighting. "Oh dear this is the fifth time today" your mummy says picking you two up.
"What am I going to do with you two little poppets"your male mother says giving you both gentle snuggles " maybe not coddle them like they're infants"your papa says "Francois don't talk about coddling because you coddle mattieu" your mummy says then you know your papa is in some deep poop because your mummy called him by his name and not by love.
"Because he 'as more of a brain then these two" your papa says then your mummy sets you and al down. "I have you know my kids have good grades in school, they fight because they see you and your 'lady friends' fight" your mummy says then you see your papa's tighten then slack "at least they satisfy my needs" your papa says then you hear Matt from the next room yell ooooooo burn. "shaddup maple junkie" you and al yell then highfive each other. Matt runs in with his hockey stick "I'm no more of a maple junkie then you are of anime and veggie burgers" Matt says then al whistled signaling his pet alien that held his bat. "Take that back" al says and you snapped your little fingers making your bunny hop to your feet "what the heck is that bunny gonna do eh? KUMA I NEED YOU" Matt says and his polar bear comes out then your bunny makes a hissing noise and its eyes turn red. It then opens it's mouth hissing loudly but reveals sharp miss shaped teeth "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR RABBIT" your mummy yells and you giggle. Your mummy was never one to swear but seeing his face go pale and him swearing made you laugh "do you love h mummy? Mr.Romania Summoned the lil cutie for me"you say making your mummy faint. " this family 'as 'ad to much chaos today for this"your papa says rubbing his temples then picks your mummy up "you kids behave while I Oliver in" your papa says walking away with your mummy "I say we leave (y/n) alone for awhile"al says backing away from you making matt do the same,all you did was stand there and let your beloved bunny's head.

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