Child reader x 2p!hetalia and hetalia one shots

al explans the birds and the bees

You sat on your bed and your brother al barges in with a bag of stuff,he sits at the foot of your bed "sex is a wonderful orgasmic thing that you won't experience till your the legal age of eighteen" he says then pulls out a cucumber. Then bagels "see sex works like this" he says then sticks the cucumber into the hole of a bagel...making the bagel fall apart"that was a showing of unsafe and unlubicated sex" al says then you feel heat rise to your face "brooooo stop" you whine,he smirks "no this is important" al says then pulls his wallet out and grabs a condom out of it "sis these are the most amazing things known to man" he says then he opens it up and slides the cucumber in the condom then you burst out laughing when the condom only covers half of the cucumber.
"One of Matt's condoms must of got in my wallet" al says blushing with embarrassment then Matt walks in and slaps al "bull shit my dick would rip that condom apart" Matt says then when they start arguing about their sizes you walk out of the room bumping into your other dad Francois "you look like you seen a ghost" he says. "Al and Matt are arguing about their members and this was after al destroyed a bagel with a cucumber" you say then he chuckles and pulls out his wallet handing you two condoms. "Don't use them any time soon but my advize to you" he says then looks around "wait till you meet zhe right guy and till you are ready" he says then hugs you....out of your family members your usually perverted French father gave you the best advice.