Do I Play The Piano?
I do, although I used to a lot more often than I do now. Nowadays I don't find much time to just sit and tickle the ivories, but when I do get a few moments, my playing of the Moonlight Sonata is particularly good.
What is the Funniest Thing That has Happened To Me Since Meeting Valkyrie?
Probably just meeting Valkyrie in general. Because that was hilarious. Her face when the wig and hat and glasses etc. came off was absolutely priceless, and then to top it all off she went and fainted which was quite brilliant. Technically I had already met her by then, but not properly, so that would definitely be the funniest moment.
Do I Ever Regret Telling Valkyrie About Magic?
Yes. And I have a feeling a part of her regrets finding out. If she's never known about magic, none of all that Darquesse stuff would have happened, she wouldn't be a mass murderer, and we'd both have far clearer consciences. The world would probably be a better place.
On the other hand, though, and probably a far more selfish hand, I'm glad she found out. I'm glad I took her on as a partner, because if I hadn't I would be dead. We've both saved each other's lives more times than I can recount and I know for certain I'm a more content person for having someone beside me throughout everything. And I'm glad that Valkyrie got something a little extraordinary from her life. Even if it had some tragic consequences.
What Would My Reaction Be To Meeting Grace Kelly?
I'd probably scream.
Because she's dead, and meeting her would just be unnatural...
Dead, Wed, Bed out of Dexter, Fletcher and Saracen
Really? Really ? Are these the terrible depths I've fallen to? Why can't you ask me vaguely nice and normal questions?
Fine. Since I have little choice.
Dead- Fletcher
Wed- Dexter
Bed- Saracen
What Catchphrase Would I Have Other Than 'The Sparrow Flies South etc'
I already have one. 'Until the End'. And 'Be Brave'.
But if I could have another one? Probably 'I'll be back'.
Or maybe 'Yippee ki yay'
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