@BlivArmageddon WHY?????? I can't be killed so easily, but either way five Dead Men will be torturing me by this evening.
Right, well, before we start I love you all. In fact if I wasn't engaged to Vin I'd pretend I was a woman and six-time on you all. Because you're all lovely, wonderful, brave, intelligent people. So before I go into hiding, I have to say that my favourite Dead Man is Ghastly, because we all get funny looks together. Also, because he's nice, but mainly because I can pretend they're staring at him and not me, the living skeleton.
Now I am fleeing to Nepal where I intend to live as a goat.
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