Who Would I Choose Over Grace Kelly and My Hats and Bentley?
Definitely the hats and bentley, because they're here and Grace Kelly is unfortunately deceased. Although if she wasn't, it would be her any day (but she probably wouldn't be interested if I didn't have the two items key to my style)
Have I Ever Lost a Bone Other Than My Head?
Not for as long as I lost my head. I have had bones knocked/ ripped/ severed from my other bones in fights and things, but never lost them for a long stretch of time.
Do I Still Store Things In My Ribs?
Of course, it's like having a hands-free bag on you permanently.
What Annoys Me Most About My Representation In Fan Fiction?
Generally I'm either over-brutal or over-soppy. I like to think I have a good balance between the violent I'll-stop-at-nothing approach and the Wordsworth-y-ness. And, of course, the Valduggery. I am hugely against it, but if you're going to do it do it realistically, please. I'm not going to turn into her lap dog overnight. If I was going to fall for her and be bringing her roses and breakfast in bed etc. I'd have done it during the six or so years that the books span over.
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