@Ellen_sugarcube4 I have often considered what I would like to look like if I had skin.
I think I would want to have hair and eyes like Orlando Bloom, to keep Vin happy. (You should see her when we watch Pirates of the Caribbean, she screams at the TV that Keira Knightley was very lucky to get with him in the film. I keep telling her Keira Knightley can't hear, but, y'know). But I would want a moustache. I like moustaches. All famous men in history had moustaches: Poirot um... all the others I can think of aren't that great... maybe having a moustache isn't a good idea....... Well, I would bring a good name to cool moustaches. I would bring the moustache back into fashion.
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Moustaches.
Cool.
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