What is the Worst Present I've Ever Got

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@SaphieSci When you've lived as long as I have you get an awful lot of presents, and most of them are awful.

Once I got given some pink hairbands by my Aunt Judith. She always wanted me to be a girl, and was doing everything she could to turn me into one. After this, she gave me a ballet set, with a pink tutu and everything. Then she bought me a horse, painted it pink and stuck an ice cream cone it's head to pretend it was a unicorn. Eventually I got so tired of it I went over to see her and seized control of her money so she couldn't buy me anything pink ever again.

The best present I ever had was my revolver. That was a very, very good present. It has assisted me many a time, and saved countless lives. That is one good revolver.

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