Am I A Sassy Skeleton?

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@Ellen_sugarcube4 I would have thought that was apparent.

Yes. I am a very, sassy skeleton. You'll never meet a skeleton as sassy as I. I have more sass in one metacarpal than all of Ireland put together. I've been sassing since death. You're dying from my awesome sassy power. I'm totally kicking your sass with my... uh... sass.

In short: Yes, I am.

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