Crossmare one- shot

Headcanons

These are some of my headcanons for Crossmare and the others (bad sanses and star sanses), cause I feel like I don't share a lot of my opinions online (mostly for safety reasons), but I wanted to share some of my headcanons for this ship. REMEMBER THESE ARE MY HEADCANONS FOR MY STORIES AND OR FOR ME! 

Human just means that they're not skeletons; it doesn't mean human as in them being in the modern-day era. They fit in for both obviously, but some of them are more them as humans rather than skeletons because it wouldn't make any sense. 

(I didn't check for spelling or grammar errors, so please forgive me for any and all errors)

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Nightmare Headcanons/ human headcanons too

He's the type of person who schedules the entire day from start to finish, and when something goes wrong, he'll blame anyone, whether they had something to do with it or not. 

He has OCD, but refuses to get a diagnosis, cause he considers them to be quirky and weird. And cause he legit thinks nothing is wrong with him.

He has horrible eyesight and can't see for shit, but refuses to wear glasses. (Human)

Cause he has bad eyesight, he makes his subordinates go to all the lookouts cause he's barely nearsighted and he's definitely not farsighted. (Human)

He secretly loves romance novels/movies/TV shows, but when you ask him, he'd say he hates romance and that romance doesn't exist. 

He watched Undernovala with Error once, and he almost cried during the final episode with Error, but it just barely made his top 20. 

 He'll tell the MTT the most random things sometimes, and he'll watch them argue about whether or not he was lying to them. 

When Horror started to live with them, he had to have a light on every night because Horror would come inside any room unannounced and scare the living daylight out of him and everyone else.

He's the type to drink black coffee straight up, but in reality, he hates black coffee and can just barely tolerate it. Ccino is the only one who knows how to make coffee to his liking, and he had him swear not to tell anyone unless he wants his head on a silver platter. 

His natural hair color is dark brown, but after becoming 'corrupted', his hair turned black. He ended up becoming bored with the hair color, so he dyed it, but didn't bleach it, so the color became a gross seaweed green color. (Human)

He's very feminine-looking, so he gets mistaken for a girl very often. Until they hear the fact that he has a very masculine voice, they begin to second-guess themselves. But overall, he doesn't believe in the concept of gender and uses all pronouns cause he couldn't give the biggest flying fuck.

He's ironically a germaphobe, so he constantly makes his subordinates clean the entire castle top to bottom at least once or twice a week. (It used to be 4x a week)