Seducing Mr. Kourke

Chapter 4

I walked into school with my head held up high. Rob and Kay were by my side as I rehearsed how to execute my new found plan. Kailey- believe it or not- is a mastermind at missions like this. I never knew my best friend had a hidden agenda or else I would've took use of it ages ago. Fortunately, to much of my advantage- her gift has been prone to my use at the right time so thank the Kheavens.

Of course I would've thought of this before- even a much better plan; but I was in a phase of distress which could only be resolved by The Hair. My heart clenched with solemn deprivation. How it was just 8 hours after I lost The Hair is a mystery to me. It feels like several days.

I quickly unhooked the thought from my head. I need to focused, organized and concentrated. Step 1 (as Kay described it) was essential. This builds the foundation of the actual mission...

Seducing Mr. Kourke that is.

I walked with strife and confidence.

You can do it. You CAN do it. I whispered to myself.

I CAN do it. I CAN succeed. I CAN prevail. I CAN do it!

"I cant do it!" I shouted at Kailey and Robert before trying to make it back through the entrance door.

"Nu uh," stated Kailey. "Your staying here! This is for you, NOT me. You NEED to do this."

I wiped a tear from my eye. I was SO scared. What if it I loose Mr. Kourke altogether? Forever?

I stood up straight and composed myself. I am a LADY. I will not loose my self confidence due to this task. I WILL prevail. I WILL succeed. Listening to Kailey's past words, I brightened up. New found heartiness blossomed within me. Am I really ready for this?

The look of approval on Kailey's face said it all.

"Okay," I resisted.

I gave Rob a nod and Kailey a hug.

"Go and hit em tiger," she said before licking my nose. I smiled with gratitude; I really love my best friends.

We departed ways as I made my way to Science. I glanced at my watch. 8:48 am. Two minutes till my first lesson. My teeth were clattering with nervousness. Is this really happening?

Yes, it was.

Dragging my feet to my first lesson I reviewed all the things that Kailey had told me to say and do and act.

With my bag on my left shoulder, I took my seat in the lab. My heart pounded really hard. I kept my eyes glued to the clock that was in front of me. Minutes to spare now.

I hope this works...

I'll kill Kailey if this doesn't...

This is my one and ONLY chance left of getting back on my baby's good books.

I really wish I had History first again; so he can see Step 1 with his own immaculate murky brown eyes. But my Science teacher Miss Pussae will have to do.

The hands of the clocks were moving dangerously fast.

Students were entering the lab now, settling down for the first lesson of the day. I spotted Nicola and Jay taking their seats in front of me. They turned to say hi but I ignored them. My attention was definitely on the clock.

Seconds to spare now...

One...two...three!

Quickly, I ripped off my shirt. I felt the fabric of the cheap linen rip. Kailey was right- line is the best ripping cloth. I unhooked my bra and felt my grapes be unleashed. The exposure of cold air hardened my nips and made me mad to my knees.

I was already chickening out. But I couldn't. Do I want Mr. Kourke or not? Am I questioning my attraction to MY baby? Surely not?

I picked up my courage and shouted "Peace be to Kourke" and ran to the main corridor. I searched all the locker places and the walls until my eyes locked with it.

Until I saw it. I marched straight up to it and pressed it. Almost immediately it sounded and water started pouring down on the hard floor.

My mission is halfway complete.

I stripped off my remaining clothing and stood stark naked in the middle of the school corridor. My breathing patterns were irregular as I struggled to gain oxygen for me to breath in. My eyes were burning and my left socket was twitching like mad. It was then the whole school came bursting out of their rooms. They rushed passed me as I felt bags, clothes and skin rub against me. No one noticed me. Just like I planned.

The remaining idiots of the school rushed passed; noticing me this time but were too busy finding the best escape route out of here. Must be Freshman's.

Morons don't know that it's a fake fire drill.

When the corridor was completely empty, I knew what I had to do next to finish my mission- Step 1.

The Senior Leadership Team will be here shortly. I need to get this show on the roll.

I lied down on the wet floor, soaking in the reminisce. I bathed myself with the water; trying as hell to look as sexy as I could. I made my hair wet, arms wet, legs wet, EVERYTHING wet- well all the things I could GET wet.

I just hope it'll be enough.

Just then The SLT walked in. All eight of them. Including my baby.

Kailey- you're one smart son of a bitch.

I closed my eyes and assembled my final position. Head back, shoulders curved, butt out and breast pushed forward- my whole body on the floor. Rain battered on my face and I swallowed it with pleasure.

I closed my eyes, hoping for Mr, Kourke to finally fully acknowledge me. But I couldn't resist. I peeked one eye open and searched for my baby. He was there with his nose flared and mouth slightly ajar. I smiled to myself and closed my eyes again.

There was a minute silence before I heard Miss Hanjobb scream. Her Indian voice bounced off the walls.

"Get her out of here then! What are you waiting for?"

The shrill of her voice caused me to jump. I lost my perfect posture and fell face first into the water, unto the ground.

Then suddenly I felt two pairs of arms lift me up. I looked and saw it was Mr. Cumalot and Mr. Poobic. I grimaced in disgust. Where is my sexy man? These elusive swines have no right be touching me- especially when I am in desperate need. It SHOULD  only be Mr. Kourke.

I bet my baby must be seething in anger. That would get things rolling, although, I do wish we could all just quit dillydallying and skip to the house and kids. I plan on having 27 beautiful children with my baby. What beautiful contributions they will have to this world.

Abruptly, I was dumped on a sofa- the reception. Eurgh! Why would they put me somewhere where EVERYONE can see me? Don't they understand that I am committed and extremely faithful.

They have no shame.

Miss Lovely came in and stopped in her tracks. It took her minutes to register before she started grinning.

"More than period pains my dear. More that period pains."

With that she left, giving me a peaceful mind...for now!

I heard the thrilling, extrovert voice of my one and only mother. She banged hard against the school gates with her pinkie and she was furious.

But I didn't care.

I've done what I had to do. It is done, did and dusted. I can relax...for now!

To know that HE'S finally acknowledged me? Wow, a dream come true. He cant forget me now.

Like Kailey said- Nora, the girl with the naked attitude.

STEP 1: TO GET NOTICED AND REMEMBEREDD.

Tick.

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