Seducing Mr. Kourke

Chapter 12

I jumped on my sofa and indulged in my self-bubble. Oh, the joys of not having to worry about Mr. Kourke all the time. I rest my head on the arm of the sofa and tucked inside my comforter. Ahh, this is really warm.

I searched all the shows on Netflix. Urggh- they were all just stories about extremely riveting American mystery series. Nothing that sparks my interest at all. Wait a minute- I haven't watched my favourite all- American lesbian prison drama- Orange Is The New Black. I couldn't watch the last current season due to my intense infatuation with Seducing Mr Kourke.

I was right- this is taking over my life.

I hastily put the video on and relaxed. I could hear the shrieking voice of Taystee from the background but I could feel something was missing. I urged the need for...something 30 minutes later as the scenes got saucy. I wriggled and in my penis pajamas and tried to suppress the hot, sticky sensation that was dripping down my legs. However- I couldn't take it anymore. I need something- someone - to satisfy my needs.

Someone like?....

No! I will not succumb! I will NOT succumb!

I marched to my television divider and grabbed a long, large candle from the surface. I will satisfy my needs- by fire by force.

Just when I was about to get started, the doorbell rang. The Teletubbies theme song boomed around the Penis Picket house, making me unsettled. I jumped, so baffled, annoyed that whoever it was, was disturbing my inner peace- the art of masturbation.

Who thou dearest disturb thyself whilst thou play with thyself?

Shocking.

I kept the candle in my vagina, positioning myself to stand up. I waddled to the door and opened the door with a lot of effort. I was surprised by what I saw. Robert and Kailey standing there, looking at me in the eye with an apologetic glint in their eyes. What were they doing here?!

They have a lot of nerve showing up here after how they treated me on Friday. Quickly, I attempted to close the door but Kailey's enormous abnormal, duck-like feet stopped the door from closing. I mentally cursed. Damn their wonderous abnormities.

Shortly, I bolted for the bathroom. As I got nearer to the bath; I could hear the door slam and footsteps behind me. I stepped hurriedly, into the bath and flung the shower curtain across my scaly body, trying to hide from the threat. I shook violently as I heard hushed voices bellow in the echoey bathroom.

"Nora?"

That was Robert, his voice was hurt and I could already imagine how purple his face would be from emotion. I kept all my thoughts in.

"Nora, come on, were sorry," he pleaded, his voice breaking.

I kept quiet. They really hurt me. They knew Shannon McBoner was the enemy- yet they deceived me like I had no feelings.

Deception's a bitch.

I heard Kailey and Robert sit down and rest their bodies somewhere.

Great. They're going to stay here.

Just get comfortable, eh?

"Nora, I know I don't always talk to you and we are not really close, but...but...I love you."

I shook with fear and felt my eyes widen. For the love of Kourke! They were getting way to sentimental.

"I love you as a best friend more than you'll ever imagine."

Oh.

"You make me happy Nora- weird as it is. You and Kailey...I dunno. You're...you're special."

I felt my eyes moisten with spit. I can't cry- not now!