*~~*-Henry's House-*~~*
"And now, its the viral video everyone's talking about." Trent's professional voice spoke as the screen played the viral Drex & Kid Danger spanking video.
Henry huffed from the couch where he was watching it on his laptop, his finger scrolling down the page to find more and more videos of him being mocked by fans. "Stupid news."
"Kid Danger's getting spanked!" Two boys laughed in the camera. Henry put a chip in his mouth, watching the two boys in annoyance. "Stupid reaction to the news."
*~~*-The Man Cave-*~~*
"AAAAAAHHHH! D'AAHHH! THEY'RE HERE! THEY'RE COMING! Get ready! Schwoz yelled as he ran down from the sprocket, stopped, slumped down and than ran towards the tubes while flailing his arms.
The tubes went down and Schwoz dimmed the lights and got on one knee, one arm up and one down, wrists bent. "Ankino hah-zu peela yanku schween." He spoke in his weird language, two figures now stood below the tubes.
"Inka poo uka Gorgonzola."
Charlotte glanced up at the ceiling as music played along, and Jesse? Nowhere near that, luckily.
"Captain Man, Charlotte. I'd like you to meet Schwabbit and Kooschtello." Schwoz pointed with both his hands towards the two strange looking people.
"Its an honor to meet you." Captain Man began in his usual voice, his hands moving to his hips. "I'm sure you've heard much about me."
"I love your hair." Charlotte complimented the woman with a smile before it faded as the woman grabbed it and held it out. "Thank you, would you like it?"
"OH! No, no, no, please! You put that right back on your head!" Charlotte shook her head and waved her hands in a motion, earning a hiss back from the woman.
"Schwoz, Charlotte. Go to Henry's house and bring him here, whether he wants to come or not." Captain Man ordered, turned NOT towards Schwoz nor Charlotte. Schwoz nodded and headed over to Schwabbit and Kooschtello.
"What about Jesse?" Charlotte asked, turning to look at Captain Man as he sighed. "She's stil in her room, Henry breaking up with her was a lot."
"Schwabbit, Kooschtello. Captain Man will look after you until i return." Schwoz turned to look at Captain Man and than turned back to the two, leaning forward and letting them put their hands on his bald head.
Charlotte gave Captain Man a look of sympathy and ran over to the tubes with Schwoz. "Up The Tube"
*~~*-Henry's house.-*~~*
Henry stil sat on his couch, watching videos of people mocking him. Now? It was a little girl, spanking her own self with a random pillow. The one filming, probably her father. "Okay Stephanie, now show everyone your impression of Kid Danger."
"Ow! Ow! I'm Kid Danger! Please stop spanking me!" She mimicked in a high pitched voice, eyes closed. "Owie! Owie! I'm Kid Danger! I'm not competent!"
"Stephanie." Henry paused the video, making a mocking face. "Jerk.."
"Do not come in!" He called out as the doorbell rang, the door opened anyway and in walked Schwoz and Charlotte. "What'd i just say."
"You gotta come back with us to the Man Cave." Charlotte crossed her arms, staring him down seriously.
"No!" Henry shut his laptop and stood up, putting his laptop on the table. "I'm not going back, no matter what you guys say." He pointed his finger at them.
"Then we won't say anything." Schwoz said as he tilted his head, a strange green beam pointing out of his head and towards Henry's forehead. "H-Hey--what up with the beam? Why--Whyy.." Boom, he slurred his words and fell down face first into his couch.
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Jesse Manchester (Captain Man's Daughter)
FanfictionJesse Manchester is the daughter of Ray Manchester who is also known as Captain Man, Her mom left for another man years ago so since then its just been them two. She is just about 14 years old and she is also Captain Man's sidekick 'Girl Danger' Her...
