Jesse Manchester (Captain Man's Daughter)

Mouth Candy

HI! ITS BEEN A WHILE. I have been not in the right mind lately, random deaths etc. So sorry abt that. But, now here i am!

*~~*-The Man Cave-*~~*

"Test." Ray speaks into the microphone of his new..podcast thing. Jesse sat in the middle, and Henry next to her. "Puh. Puh puh,  Puuhhhh-tato pants. Pretty Polly wore purple potato pants to her Purim party in Pittsburgh"

Ray turned to his two sidekicks. "Henry, Angel. How does that sound?" Jesse glanced at Henry who leaned in to his own microhpone. "Painfull, please. P-Stop." 

"Kay..let's start this podcast!" Ray grinned as he sat up and clapped his hand. Jesse rolling her eyes, she did not wanna be there. "Alright, let's cad our pod." Henry smiled. 

"In Five. Four. Three. Two.."

"Hello! And welcome tooo. Deep in the mancave!" The three of them spoke into the microphone. Jesse's face uninterested, Henry watched Ray bite his lip and vibe his head to the music.

"Yesiree. This is the very first podcast starring, your very own Captain Man." Ray smiled, glancing at Jesse who sighed but leaned in. "Girl Danger." "And Kid Da--" Henry finished but was cut off by his phone buzzing. "Hold up, i got a text. Sorry."

"Dangit!" Ray gritted his teeth, unplugging his headphones. And smashing them on the ground in sudden anger. Henry looked up in confusion. Jesse raised an eyebrow, watching her father throw a tantrum.

"Look, this isn't live. We can just start again." Henry awkwardly chuckled as Ray scoffed. "Okay. Why don't we just start World War II again? Why don't we call Leonardo Da Vinci and say. 'Hey Leon. Could you just build the Eiffel Tower again?!?!" Ray imitated being on the phone with someone. 

Henry and Jesse shared amused glances. "Ookaayy..?" Jesse pointed to his chair. "Take two..?" She awkardly smiled. Ray slumped on the chair, looking like a scolded child. A manchild at that one. 

Henry reached over to grab another pair of headphones. Jesse plugged them back in, and Ray put them back on. Still pouting. "In five..four..three. Hello!" There came his smile again. "Welcome too."

"Deep in the mancave!" The three repeated, Ray put on some heavy metal and stopped. "Yesiree. This is the very first podcast starring, your very own Captain Man." Ray looked at Jesse. "Girl Danger and." Jesse spoke, and turned to look at Henry. "Kid Danger."

"That's right." Ray grinned. "So. Henry, Jesse. A couple months, we got into a little scuffle with the stupidest criminal in Swellview. A guy named Jeff. Remember that guy?" Ray glanced at Jesse who had her face in her hands.

"What character he was, huh." Ray chuckled. But took off his headphones as Henry covered his mic. Jesse still slumped back.

"You called me Henry." Henry says as Ray stared. "I can't hear what you're saying." 

"You called us Henry and Jesse, dad." Jesse sighed, her voice muffled. Her eyes moving to her dad's. "You gotta call us by our superhero names." Henry covered Jesse's microphone too. The two kids watched as Ray's face turned into anger.

He fummeled with the headphones, unplugging them and throwing them on the floor again. Ray put his hands on his hips and paced around. "Okay, that one wasn't our fault."

"Can we just do the ding-dang podcast?!" Ray looked at them. Jesse sighed. "We're sitting here, dad. Waiting for you."

Ray slumped back on the chair. Sulking and pouting. Jesse handed him a new pair of headphones. Probably the last ones. She plugged them in and waited as he put the headphones back on.

"In Five. Four. Three. Two..Hello! And welcome too..." Third times the charm they say, well. Not in this case. "Deep in the man--" Is all Ray could say before Charlotte walked in from the back. "Hey guys!"