A guide to Taynarch

Introduction

Taynarch is a planet located in the Nagemil universe. It is the only planet residing in that universe, and is home to many different tribes. Taynarch’s atmosphere is made up of 80% nitrogen, 19% oxygen and 1% carbon dioxide. The planet’s surface is covered with 80% rock and 20% water. Taynarch is able to support alien life, as well as animal, plant and bacteria life forms, and also human visitors.

Taynarch’s oceans are a reddish brown colour. This is because they are naturally transparent, but the rocks that form the seabed are a maroon colour. The land near to the equator is a pale-mid purple colour, getting lighter the closer it is to the north and south poles.

Taynarch, pronounced Tay - nark was named in the year 34, 782. It means ‘red grapes’, a mistake in the translation which was meant to mean ‘almighty planet’, which actually translates as Traynach. Taynarch itself was first discovered in the year 34, 781 by Earth scientist Professor Quiggelleg.  It was also named by professor Quiggelleg, who will be forever haunted by his idiotic mistake in naming the planet.

The typical Taynarch wildlife includes birds, mammals and amphibians. Some birds include eagles, hawks, pigeons and budgerigars. Mysteriously, seagulls are never encountered on this planet. Mammals include wolves, tigers, elephants, giraffes, bears, and horses. Amphibians are rarely seen on Taynarch, only been found in one or two of the countries. The few amphibians include frogs and newts.

In this guide, we will be describing in detail how each of the countries were named, the tribes that live there, alliances with other tribes, and useful words and phrases in Taynarchese for visitors to the planet.