Nakinakinoo (Pronounced Nak-i-nak-i-noo)
Nakinakinoo is an oblong/triangle shaped country that stretches between both poles. Because of their complicated country name, their official tribe name is the Nakinakinoons but they prefer to be known as Derek.
Nakinakinoo’s weather varies depending on which part of the country you are in. If you are currently in the east of the country, the weather is mainly cold because it’s near the pole, Fujifimia. Also, if you are in the east of the country, you can sometimes see across to the country of Glupula. If you are in the west of the country, the weather is always warm because it is near the centre of the planet. From the west side of the country, you can see across to Trebanoise. From the North part of the country, you can see Leyamerica and from the south you can see Evietania.
The wildlife on Nakinakinoo owns some exotic animals. Like flamingos, large birds of prey and small animals such as mice, squirrels. They only own mice and squirrels because they were brought in as an experiment from Earth to see if the animals would live. The animals have lived but have adapted to the new environment and have evolved but are still sort of the same animal.
The Nakinakinoons, or the Dereks, believe in one major God. Steve the jelly bean God is considered almost holy, and the Dereks pray to him three times a day facing towards their nearest jelly bean shop. The Dereks believe that Steve was the founder and creator of jelly beans, and anyone who can afford or grow jelly beans in highly privileged and feels closer to Steve.
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