Bonganaire (pronounced bon-gan-air)
Bonganaire is one of the smaller countries on Taynarch. From the north of the country you can see Megarioni, from the east you can see Evietania, from the west you can see Algraedyr and from the south you can see Fujifimia.
The weather in Bonganaire is manly mild, but towards the south, in the direction of Fujifimia, the weather is usually below five degrees Celsius. Occasionally, in the south of the country, there are freak snow storms.
The Bonganairans have decided not to build on the snow storm infected area. Their main colonies are in the middle of the country, so that they are not a risk of tidal waves or snow storms and can easily grow crops. However, because the Bonganairans can easily grow their own food, they do not need to illegally trade with other countries for money.
The wildlife on Bonganaire includes: polar bears in the south, large birds, bears, tigers, wolves, zebras, warthogs, meer-kats, alpacas and squirrels.
The food that the Bonganairans grow include: apples, bananas, oranges, lettuce, broccoli, onions, carrots, potatoes, cocoa beans, coffee beans, leeks, celery, rhubarb, and cabbage.
The God of the Bonganairans goes by the name of the almighty ‘Warren’. To worship Warren, the people of Bonganaire do the Warren dance and sing the warren song, which goes something like:
Wake up in the morning feeling like Chris Warren (oooh!)
Grab my racquet I’m out the door I’m gunna hit that squirrel!
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