My cat is broken - Tingidaa ribble cat
I come from earth - Stupid I am Earth is
I want a wooden spoon - Spoony me woodwood ow me give
I didn't mean to crush your dreams - Ha-ha melo crush crush you!
Where is the toilet? - Melo pee pee?
You stole my octopus - Iggle eight legs gone!
I want a cactus! - Melo idiot!
Which way to IKEA? - IKEA nooooo?
Who is the god? - Melo brain poof
Activate ninja powers - Melo Jackie Chan! Waaaa!
Who are you? Slap thee
Never trust an iguana with your kettle - Iguanne NONO! KETTLE HOT! OUCH!
ATTACK! - MELO A CHICKEN!!!!! SCARY TOO MUCH
The hoobs are invading - Hoobsville I coming!
You are very pretty - Thou art an ugly slug
You are ugly - Thou art a beautiful rose
Straws are helpful! - Straws go slurpppp
Square jelly beans mean the END OF THE WORLD! - EEEK!
Whee is the food? - Where be nom nom's?
Leave this planet or die - Hello
I need a radiator - Iggy cold melo NO LIKEY!
I can't believe you just did that you insane nutter/weirdo/carrot! - Oh My Squash!
I have Bieber Fever - De toddlers ih coming!
You evil man who calls people bigots grrr! - Yaw Gordon Brown yaw!
I've already got socks - Melo feet iggy no no cold!
No you small annoying worm faced gerbil! - Noivy worm squeak!
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A guide to Taynarch
HumorWell basically, this is the English project we and Ari_001 did last year. So I thought I would upload it too see what people thought of it. We had our English teacher in hysterics. We have a printed out version with pictures on and a slightly dement...
