Dear Sakura, Naruto made me eat one of your food pills and I just have to say.....that shit is nasty. Who the hell taught you how to cook? Since I can't talk to you directly right now I'm going teach your ass how to cook via letter. So here's what you do first get two pieces of whole wheat bread. Then, get some motherclucking lettuce and chop it like it's hot. After, get yourself some Ham and slice that bitch 2 times. Next, get you some tomato slices and place them on the mother Fucking Ham. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES STACK THE TOMATOES.
Now get ya some condiments and enjoy.
Ps. If you don't do this shit right I will kick your ass.
Pss. Make sure you taste your food during cooking.
Ppss. Please don't kill me.
Pppsss. Bye!
Sincerely, y/n.
OK guys I know this is short and I know I haven't posted since forever but I have a really good excuse....sorta.
And I'm working on another chapter for this story and my other stories. If you have any suggestions or whatever just message me or comment or blah, blah, blah.
