You were strolling through the lovely streets of the Hidden Leaf Village at around 2 in the afternoon. It was a typical day in the Leaf. The children were playing, the sun was shining, the birds were singing and everything was just wonderful. "Nothing can ruin this perfect day." You thought to yourself. Suddenly you feel a rain drop kiss the tippity top of your head. You looked up and said, "Oh, it's only a drizzle." You continued to skip merrily along the outskirts of the Leaf. You feel even more raindrops than before. "Oh my, I'll hl have to get an umbrella." You announced to yourself. You walked into a little shop right beside Iruku's Ramen shop. "Excuse me miss, but do you sell umbrellas?" You asked politely. "No we don't sell any umbrellas. This a clothing store Dammit, a clothing store!" The little old lady behind the counter yelled while shaking her fist angrily. You ran out her store before the old bat decided to hit you with her cane. "Damn millennials." The old witch mumbled. "What a bitch." You said as you slumped your way along the road. "Y/n is that you?" You heard a familiar voice ask. "Kakashi?" You asked as you turned around. "What are you doing in the pouring rain without an umbrella?" He asked as he pulled you under his own umbrella. "It's a long story." You giggled. Kakashi sighed. "Well when we get home I'd like to hear it." "Okie-dokie." The rest of the walk was silent until you reach a little corner and you spotted a puppy trying to find a dry place to hide from the rain. "Hi puppy. Are you cold?" You said as you picked up the shivering animal. "Y/n put that thing down you don't know where it's been." Kakashi demanded. "Oh but it's cold, it might get sick." You turned around and looked at Kakashi with big eyes and ask the big question, "Can we keep it?" "No,no,no,and hell no." Kakashi shook his head while he denied your request. "Please." You begged pouting your lips and squeezing the puppy closer to your face. "NO!" Kakashi yelled. "Too bad." You said as you stuffed the puppy in your jacket and ran towards your house. "Quit running, your going to hurt yourself!" Kakashi scolded. "Never!!" You yelled as you slid down the road leading to your home. You unlocked the door and wrapped the puppy in a blanket and placed him in your bedroom before Kakashi got home. You then heard a knocking on the door. "Y/n let me in." Kakashi yelled. "Not until you say we can keep the puppy." "Ugggghhhhhh... okay fine." He said harshly. "Yay." You giggled as you unlocked the door. "Where is it?" Kakashi asked. "In our bedroom. "Ew. You put that thing where I sleep?" Kakashi shuddered at the thought of a possibly disease ridden animal in his bed. "Oh calm down, drama queen." You said as you went to your bedroom to retrieve the puppy. "We should name it." You squeaked. "How are you going to name it without knowing if it's male or female?" Kakashi asked. "I'm was going to give it a gender neutral name so it didn't feel like it had to live up to certain masculine or feminine expectations." You explained. "Y/n it's a puppy. It doesn't know what gender roles even are." Kakashi stated bluntly. "And I hope it never learns." You replied. Kakashi rolled his eyes and sighed. "Okay so back to puppy names. How about Pineapple." You suggest. "No that's dumb." Kakashi replied. "Okay, what about Leaf."
"Doesn't that sound more masculine?" Kakashi asked. "Yeah it kinda does. What about Rin?"
"Bitch this isn't Blue exorcist."
"Well, okay how do you feel about Bean?" You asked. "Like Frances Bean Cobain? Maybe but it just doesn't fit our dog." Kakashi stated. "Oh so now it's our dog huh?" You teased. Kakashi chuckled. "Well it is kinda cute." Kakashi admitted as he petted the puppy. "So what do you think we should name it?" You asked. "Oh you want me to name it well Um...... can you just tell me what the hell the gender of the damn thing is?" Kakashi demanded. "Ugggghhh....finne." You said as yo removed the blanket from the puppy and flipped it over to reveal, "Penis!" You yelled as you jumped slightly. "Okay then we should name it Lake." Kakashi suggested. "Okay, Lake it is." You said as you kissed the puppy. "Tomorrow we're bringing that thing to a vet." "That thing has a name you know." "Oh, right I forgot." "Goodnight Kakashi."
"Goodnight Y/n." "Goodnight Leaf." You both said in unison as you drifted off to sleep.
It's literally 1:00 am why am I writing fanfiction at 1:00am. I decided to bring back this fanfic because I missed it and I had a few ideas. I also started a Girl Meets World fanfiction. Oh and just so everyone knows I'm Larkle trash now. And I also want to steal Smackle from Farkle because she's like perfect. It's totally okay if you don't know what I'm talking about and it's also okay of you don't give a damn. Anyway if you don't know who Frances Bean is then honestly I can't help you and if you don't watch blue exorcist then I really can't help you. Bye bunnies remember I take request (sometimes cuz I'm a lazy bitch) and I might start writing a new fanfic series for naruto like one shots and shit idk. GOTTA BLAST!
