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My family

Meet the Recess family!
Corinne/Me:
Name: Angel
Family member: Mom
Personality: likes to watch YouTube, insult her family, and use her machine gun.
Nerwin:
Name: Uncle Nerwin
Family member: dad
Personality: easily annoyed, likes to say stuff like #NotMarried
Kirsten:
Family member: oldest daughter
Personality: psycho killer, insane, crazy, awkward
Claire:
Name: Devil
Family member: middle child
Personality: likes texting, threatening, and teaching her little brother curse words
Israel:
Name: Ihasbabyteeth
Family member: baby
Personality: likes annoying people, loves cursing, not at all innocent.

Yeah... that's my family.
Let me explain.
So at recess Nerwin, Kirsten, Claire, Israel and I were bored. So I started teasing Nerwin and he teased me back.
He said how my baby was fat and ugly.
(days before somehow Israel became my son with many people insisting that they were the father).
So Israel got angry and started cursing at Nerwin. Kirsten overheard this fight and stepped in.
"Oh please Nerwin, with all the Corwin shipping going around the baby is as good as yours!"
"Hey! I like something taking out due to his yelling at me!"
I grinned and joined the battle.
"You all are my children, so shut up!" I said.
"Nuh-uh! I'm a dad!" blurted Nerwin.
"Ooh, I ship it!" Squealed Claire (who, might I add, along with the rest of these ungrateful kids, were taught the meaning of ships by me.)
"Okay simmer down my child, I don't like him! Anyway, as long as I'm the mom I'm good. I want you people to be under my control," I said.
"I'm the youngest!" shouted Claire.
"Actually Israel's a newborn," I pointed out.
"Oh, okay. I'm the middle child." Claire looked chill.
"In our family photo we're hold guns to each other's heads, knifes to throats and I'm loading a machine gun," I said randomly.
Kirsten laughed.
"Okay, so who wants to be the weird teenage texting one?" I asked.
Kirsten called, "I'll do it!"
"Okay, Nerwin?"
"I'm the dad."
"My name is.." I got cut off.
"Corinne, you're Angel, Claire, you're Devil-"
"I'm Stitch," said Kirsten in her on-edge voice. But she wasn't on-edge, so it's all good.
"Right, Nerwin what's your name?" I asked.
"Uh.."
"Oh, I got it! Your Uncle Nerwin! Remember that time in four-fifth grade what you said you were Uncle Nerwin and I was annoying teenager texting girl?"
"Oh yeah! Okay, I'm Uncle Nerwin now!"
""But you happen to be the dad," I put in.
Suddenly I ran over to Samuelisme14 , my family following me.
She was playing (omg autocorrect changed it to pregnant twice ROFL) some thing with her friend, like paying each other invisible money.
"Hey Phia," I panted, "what's a good name for a family."
She looked annoyed we interrupted her game.
"Bob, bob, and bob."
"Okay."
And we took off.
We later named ourselves the Recess family.
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And that's kinda all I remember.. so sorry guys! Will update when I remember something.

Ciao~