headcanons

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Imma make up some TAW headcanons on the spot ok ok

-one time clone Birch was mad and slapped Minnow. Shark died of laughter, calling it a 'Birch slap'. Minnow did not see the irony in the situation.

-Minnow refused to give anyone nicknames, even though almost literally everyone gives and gets nicknames.

-Shark will never ever have a pet, ever since the Great Nacho Fox Fiasco.

-Oak once found an actual Oak tree and stabbed it. Birch had to pry her off.

-Clone Birch had a crush on Minnow.

-Lio had a temporary crush on Finley. FINLEY.

-Thar wishes he was a girl, but is not Transgender due to pressure and stuff.

-Minnow was a leader five on the blue team and DIDN'T DIE. EVER.

-Shark once told Minnow she had pretty eyes, and she took this for creepiness and weakness and thusly became protective over him.

-Shark didn't have a crush Minnow on the first chapter of the book. He developed it after the final scene.

-Oak is trying to make a Shinnow fan club, but there is no shipping that far into the future (I cri erytiem)

-Minnow, before being kidnapped and memory wiped and trained, thought the present-day fasination with cats was so interesting.

-Minnow found out I though the song Primadonna Girl fit her. She didn't argue.

-After (haha pun) Shark found out, he flipped his hair and started sassing me

-Clone Minnow and Clone Shark were to busy making out with each other to notice my questions. So you don't get an interview with them.

-Birch wanted to marry Oak when they first met. They were four.

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