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Female horror story

Ok so if you have to suffer monthly hell read on becuase I have a period horror story THAT ALL HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY
First, when my class was lining up to go to lunch, I pretended I forgot something and waited for the rest of the classes to leave, then and discreetly as possible, slipped the thing with the stuff (you know, the thing Mother Nature should've invented herself) into my back pocket.
My teacher (is a guy) was WATCHING me. And he said, "Is that a phone?"
And I said, "No."
"What is it?"
"You don't wanna know."
At this point I was halfway out the door, trying to leave.
Guy Teacher looked at me suspiciously, and said, "Don't get in trouble with it."
And I left the class and died of awkwardness.
Anyway, I was kinda late to lunch, and I ran into Nicky in the lunch line. I told her what happened, she died laughing, I got my food, she made up worse senarios to try and make me fell better (didn't work) and I sat down at my table.
Keep in mind my table is almost all boys, with the exeption of two (and only ones in this class) female friends, Hailey and Alex. Anyway, I tell Hailey something horrible happened, and I'd tell her out of earshot of the boys later. She guesses what happened and I assured her it's much worse. I raise my hand and ask to go to the bathroom.
Hailey's eyes go WIDE.
I leave and use the thing with the stuff, then realized other boys are going to find out. So, I stay in the bathroom for the rest of lunch. (RIP Nachos)
After I finally leave the bathroom, I go outside and wait for Hailey so I can tell her the story.
Instead I almost walk back inside, becuase I left my notebook in there!
Then out of the building comes a boy, let's call him... T.
T is holding my notebook and pencil and waving them around. "I'M SORRY!" he shouts. "I'LL BRING YOU CHOCOLATE!"
At first, I think he thinks I think he stole my notebook, so I get it and say thank you. Hailey is next to him.
She looks me directly in the eye and says, "He wants to give you chocolate."
So for the rest of recess I chased down T.
And HE THOUGHT HE WAS BRING HELPFUL.
AND MY TEACHER THOUGHT IT WAS A PHONE.
UGHHHHHHHHH.