Red vs Blue Silliness

4. Trouble State

The Blues were woken up by the entire Red team storming into their base.

Wash was WAY too tired to deal with their bullshit.

Apparently, so was Tucker.

"Sarge? What the fuck? It's four in the morning!"

The Reds glared at Tucker, but it was Grif who spoke.

"Us? You're mad at us?! It's your fucking cat running around our base!"

The two blues traded a confused glance. All of their cats were accounted for.

Then Caboose came running up to them, crying.

"Waasssshhhh, Indiana ran away!"

Wash sighed. Indiana had always been a bit of a hand full. The original Agent Indiana was been the Mother of Invention's resident prankster. Unfortunately, it seemed the cat was living up to his namesake and had chosen a new target.

"What's he up to now?"

"He's just fucking running around! And he won't shut up! Your stupid cat has been meowing for TWO HOURS without stopping!"

~Back At Red Base...

Every clock was set wrong, so as to ruin Donut's daily wine and cheese hour.

The creme in all of Grif's oreos was replaced with mint toothpaste.

Sarge's shotgun was on top of a pile of blue blankets (meaning he would have to touch something blue if he ever wanted his precious shotgun back).

There was paint all over the walls in various shades of blue.

And in the middle of the base, a black and red cat was patiently waiting for his victims to return.

~Woo! Back To Blue Base!

Wash was shocked.

It was unheard of for Indiana to do nothing but make noise. Usually the cat was fairly quiet. It's harder to get caught when no one can hear you.

Tucker caught on too.

"Um, you might want to go check you base."

Grif and Simmons thought about it for a moment.

"We really fucked up didn't we?"

"Yeah, probably."

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This isn't really what I was going for when I started writing this.

 Freelancer_Indiana, I hope this is good enough for now. I'm sorry Caboose wasn't really here and that Cat Indiana isn't quite the sneaky prankster he was meant to be. And that I don't have any real nice pranks to use. But I would like to keep him as a character for at least one more chapter (maybe more), as a continuation of this one, if that's OK with you. 

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