Red vs Blue Silliness

6. Meta Meow

OK. It was one thing for Wash to have a conversation with the Meta since all he did was growl. But THIS? This was beyond ridiculous.

Tucker watched as Wash continued his conversation with the white and orange cat.

"You can't possibly be that bored."

"Meow."

"No. We are not going to chase Doc around screaming"

"Meow."

"Yes. I'm aware of that."

"Meow!"

"No."

"Um...Wash?" Tucker was thinking now was a good time to interrupt, before Wash really was crazy. "You do realize you're talking to a cat...right?"

Both of them turned around and looked at him.

"What's your point?"

"Really?! You're talking to a cat, and you're gonna question me?!"

"Caboose talks to them."

"Yeah, but he's Caboose. He talks to walls too. But at least he's not talking to the Meta."

"Neither am I."

Tucker gave him a strange look.

"Now you're crazy and blind. HE'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU."

"No he's not."

"Yes he is."

"No he's not."

"YES he is."

"No."

"YES!'

"No."

"YES!"

Before they could go on for hours, Grif and Simmons came in.

"Ladies, ladies, you're both pretty. Now can you shut up?"

"Fuck off, Grif."

Grif rolled his eyes at them.

"Whatever. We were leaving anyway. Tell Caboose I found his crayons. They were in a box of macaroni art."

Aaannnnnddd.......now they were gone. Assholes.

"Tucker. I'm not blind. He's not the Meta. He's Maine."

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That chapter ws ind of weird to wirte.

I got a new tablet. It's keyboard is a little...difficult. I had to make A LOT of corrections. Can you tell? :)

~TC