Red vs Blue Silliness

7. Attack of the Kitties!

The Reds stood at the top to their base, starring dumbly at the scene below them.

The Blues and their cats were running around in circles around the canyon. Actually, it looked more like the Blues were being chased by the cats.

"The fuck? I thought those ass-cats hated us, not them?"

"Grif! Shut your mouth! This could be the perfect opportunity!"

"Do we even want to know what you're planning?"

"First, we'll convince those fine felines into joining the Red Team! Then, we'll be able to use them as spys to find out what the Blues are planning! Then, we'll let 'em loose! Those cats have some nice sets of fangs and claws."

"Whatever you say Sarge. Just keep them as FAR away as possible while you're doing this. That fucking cat is STILL putting toothpaste in my Oreos. This is cruel and unusual punishment!"

"It's probably the closest you've gotten to brushing your teeth in years."

"Fuck you Simmons."

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This was the original title of chapter 3. I deleted the original version, but it was showing up in the table of contents. So I decided that I should write it a chapter.

I'm so sorry. I've been wanting to update, but haven't had any ideas. And even this is ridiculously short.  :(

~TC