Red vs Blue Silliness

5.Trouble State Part 2

'Twas the day after yesterday, and all through the base, not a creature was stirring...except for the cat in the Red Base.

It was the middle of the night, and a black shadow was prowling around. As we all know, a prank doesn't prepare itself.

Though it may not have been the most creative idea, a  visit to Donut's craft supplies and a walk to the kitchen later, everything was ready.

~~~~~~~The Next Morning

Grif was happy. His shipment of Oreos had come in yesterday.

And while some people *cough* Simmons *cough* thought that eleven o'clock in the morning wasn't an appropriate time to eat Oreos; he was going to anyway.

Who was he to deny himself the awesomeness of Oreos?

~~~~~~~10 Minutes Later

"Grif! What are you doing?! There were three full packs of Oreos last night! How could you have already eaten them all?!"

"Simmons, there are just some things in life that you'll never understand."

"Shut up fatass, get out of the chair."

"Fine, but only because I'm out of Oreos."

Grif stood up, and Simmons fell over laughing.

"What?"

"Grif...ha! Ha ha! Your ass is glued to the fucking chair!"

Grif spun around trying to look, and spun the chair around behind him in the process.

"Ha ha. Very funny."

"Ha! Who'd you piss off?"

"No one! I didn't do anything! I bet it was Caboose's fucking cat. That thing hates me!"

"Really Grif? You're going to blame this...on the cat."

Grif turned and saw a black and red blurr disappear through the door outside the base.

"Look! There's the fucking cat! I told you!"

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Sorry for not updating. I had chapter 6 of this half written (bringing in Maine!) But I wanted part 2 of Trouble State to be after part 1, but then I hit a bit of a block on what to do for this chapter. Transformers is to thank for this. I read a fanfiction where Sideswipe and Sunstreaker glued Wheeljack's aft (ass) to a wall/celing. I hope to update more often that I currently do, but I guess we'll see if that actually happens.

                                                                                                                        ~TC