Red vs Blue Silliness

Merry Christmas 2015

~~~~~~Christmas Eve

The Blues could STILL hear Sarge singing.

"Jingle Bells, Shotgun Shells...."

"Blluuueee Teaaam, rooastinng, iinnn an open firree....."

And he seemed to only sing about killing them?

"You know what Wash? We should sing them a song."

~~~~Fifteen Minutes Later......

"I can't believe you convinced me to do this."

"Cheer up Wash, maybe he'll finally stop singing."

"Lets just get this over with."

"Woo! Here it goes!'

"Jingle bells, Jingle bells

Blue Team all the way

Oh what fun 

it is to kick

Red Team's ass today, hey!

jingle bells, jingle bells

Blue Team all the way

Oh what fun it is to take

All of your shit today!"

Church and Caboose came out of the base.

"Yeah! Suck it Reds!" Church yelled.

"What kind of holiday is Blue! You bluetards are ruining Christmas!" was heard from the hill.

"Oh shut your face Sarge."

"You shut yours! You Blue Bastard!"

Annnddd he was singing again.

"We can sing too! And we can sing better! Come on Wash!"

And Tucker dragged Wash into singing..... again.

Church sighed.

"Ok. Whatever. Good luck with that."

"Church! What do you think we'll get from Santa?"

" I don't know Caboose. Come on, lets go back inside."

~~~~~~~Christmas Day

"OH MY GOD! Look Church! I got a stuffed pony from Santa!"

Tucker glanced over at Wash.

"Dude, how the fuck do you get this stuff?" 

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I meant to put this out yesterday, but got distracted. 

Merry Christmas! Or Happy Holidays!

I'll put in a link to Sarge's Christmas songs. :)

~TC