Red vs Blue Silliness

8. Roach Approach

It was Tucker's turn to wash the dishes. Sadly, there was a shit ton of them.

He wasn't prepared to meet his greatest enemy. 

As he was finishing the last of like, twenty-five dishes, this huge fucking cockroach came walking straight to the edge of the sink.

Tucker flipped his shit.

"AAHHHHHHHHH!"

Wash and Church came around the corner.

"You OK there Tucker?"

"WASH KILL IT. IT NEEDS TO DIE RIGHT NOW."

Church laughed. "Don't be such a baby, Tucker."

They all watched as the cockroach ran underneath the dish strainer.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH! IF YOU TOUCH MY DISHES I WILL FUCKING SHOOT YOU!"

Tucker was waiting for that motherfucker to come out standing on one of his clean dishes.

Instead it ran out onto the counter.

"THERE IT IS! FUCKING KILL IT WASH!"

And then it was dead. And its guts were all over the counter.

"Thanks for killing it. But that's really fucking gross, Wash."

Wash turned around and walked out of the kitchen. He threw the roach in the trash on his way out.

"Oh my god, Wash. Don't leave its guts in here with..."

And he came back with Bleach.

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This happened to me last night. That asshole almost got away. That fucker stood at the sink and looked straight at me. I was waiting for it to come out on one of my plates and laugh.

~TC