Suicide / / muke [SLOW UPDATES]

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||mikeys pov||

"can you just shut up about that boy? you're giving me a headache. now, let me watch television in peace" i groaned while rubbing my head, calum just finished telling me all about this guy that asked him out.

"oh shut up!" calum rolled his eyes and hits my left arm, I gasp and rub my arms with a pout on my face.

"do you know what his name?!" calum smiled , I send him a glare not wanting to know.

please god, don't let calum tell me the name of his boy to-

"his name is as-" calum gets cut off by someone barging through the door.

"guess who's back bitches! and i also bought some food!" an irish voice screamed, walking into the living room,  seeing niall holding two groceries full of junk food, calum gets up from the couch and helps niall with the groceries and takes them to the kitchen .

"i would help, but sadly my legs aren't working" i replied . i turned my head back to watching 'poltergeist',

out of nowhere, niall 'cannonballed' on me.

" what the hell niall !" i scream in pain as i push him off, i cup my groin and lay flat on the couch.

"I-I'm s-so s-sorry!" niall apologizes between laughs , his face as red as a tomato. calum than ran to the living room with a frying pan on his hand and chicken on the other .

"what happened!?" calum screamed, And at that moment niall laughed harder than ever. Niall had one of the best fucking laughs you'll ever hear.

"niall jumped on my groin and it hurts as fuck ! " i snapped , Calum burst out laughing dropping the frying pan on the floor .

very funny.

*3 minutes later*

"are you done now?" I ask, it's been three minutes and there still laughing, I put a bag of frozen peas on my groin carefully .

i hate them

"Y-Yeah , I think so " Niall laughs a little and wipes a few tears from laughing as Calum does the same .

"Is it really that funny to you guys?" I ask as they look at each other and burst out laughing .

again .

"didn't you guys hear that they banned golf from London?" I ask, niall immediately stops laughing and stares at me with wide eyes.

"I'm sorry what did you just say?" niall seriously said.

"oh you heard me, dork." I winked and snapped my fingers in a 'z' form .
niall makes a fist and tackles me .

"I'm just kidding !" I yell between laughs , Niall gets off me and 'accidentally' hits my groin once again then runs off to his room like a three year old.

"fuck you niall!" i curse , and put the bag of peas back on my groin .

"you should have that covered" calum said and took a bite of his broccoli.

"by what? your mouth?" I smirked, calum nearly chokes and coughs the broccoli out as he hits my arm again.

"abuse!" i screamed dramatically and put my hand where calum hit me. calum laughed and walked away with him flipping me off.

bitch

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How was the first chapter? Doing second chapter soon! :D I know it's short but it's alright:))