Dan x phil one shots (Phan)

Would you love me if.....

SORRY SHORT.

" Dan. " Phil poked his boyfriends cheek to get his attention.

" Yes? "

" Would you still love me if I cut all my hair off? "

" Why? "

" Just because. "

" Ok. Yes. But I would get you a wig. " Dan smirked.

" Would you still love me if I had a tail? "

" Yea. That could be useful. "

" Would you still love me if I had no legs? "

" Yes. If you still had a penis. "

" Dan!!!! "

" What? " He smiled innocently.

" Would you stil love me if I had no face? "

" Yes. But I would draw on it with a pen. All the time. "

" Would you still love me if I was a dog? "

" Mabey....."

" Would you still love me if I was a girl? "

" Phil. Baby. I am super gay. Like. SO GAY. Like.....if Elton John and Tyler Oklyes had a baby. I would be that baby. But more gay. I don't think I could. "

" Dan!! You said yes to the dog but not to the girl? "

" Yes. "

" Wow. "

" I'm joking. I would still love you. "

" How about if I insulted your fandoms? "

" Don't. "

" B- "

" I WOULD CHOP YOU INTO PEICES AND MAKE YOU INTO A MEAT DRAGON. "

"........ Uhm. "

" But I'd still love you. "

" Love you too. "

SORRY SHORT. I MUST LEAVE YO DANCE WITH THE LEPRECHAUN YAY. Comment vote bla bla.
Remember guys.

Stay purple

Bye!!!!!!